Woman Dislocates Jaw While Eating Giant Cheeseburger

Aug 21, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NewsTalk 1530 KFBK

A British woman will most likely be making full use her fork and knife from now on after dislocating her jaw with a triple-decker cheeseburger.

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Nicole.., the Snake Lady...
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Aug 21, 2013
 
lol
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I wanna party with her..!
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Aug 21, 2013
 
Justy_unplugged wrote:
I wanna party with her..!
Go ahead,,if you like 400lb. lardo's,,,,,

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Aug 21, 2013
 
Jules: "Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers."

(Yep, that chick shoulda' went to the Big Kahuna Burger.)
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Aug 22, 2013
 
how are u. I m pakistani.
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Aug 22, 2013
 
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amir khan wrote:
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I make it a point NOT to call anyone that is in a cell.

If you're a convict, I want nothing to do with you.

Good day.

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I wish my wife jaw would dislocate once in a while......lol

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Aug 22, 2013
 
That a'girl. Fork that burger. Or is that tube steak?

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
That a'girl. Fork that burger. Or is that tube steak?
Hahahaha.

Giant cheeseburger my azz.

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HA HA HA HA HA!
She will never live this down, too funny!

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Aren't snakes known for being able to dislocate their jaws to eat meals larger than their head?

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Aren't snakes known for being able to dislocate their jaws to eat meals larger than their head?
GD DILF, you are on a roll today, ha ha ha ha!
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Aug 22, 2013
 
Has the 'Haz cheeseburger' Cheshire Cat grin

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Aug 22, 2013
 
Could she have come up with something better to tell the doctors?? Get creative will ya

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#20
Aug 22, 2013
 
Further investigation reveals, "My husband had stuck my fork in his penis, so I just tried to eat the burger all in one bite, so we could get back to our bondage s&m."

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