greedy husband

[Meat Bridge]

Colorado Chick wrote:

Seriously, if your hubby has been in the military during war action in even Five or thirty years later.. he still had instant reflexes to be alert.. WHATEVER time of the nite it is. Do you want to run the risk of getting slapped when he is awoken suddenly by YOU hogging the blankets? HOW CHEAP are ya?? Buy side by side beds with a nightstand in between.. the you both will have a good night's sleep. If ya want to make WHOOPIE.. slide them together or utilize the Guest bedroom..

Why slide them together? Most men can reach.

[reebie]

GMGMIKE wrote:

<quoted text>... i met justy at a MMA event ... "man on man action ... in the ring of death ......

that somehow intriques me, in a creepy kindof way ....

[GMGMIKE]

reebie wrote:

<quoted text>that somehow intriques me, in a creepy kindof way ....

... reebie if you want creepy you should see me in a speedo ... some claim i look like a fig smuggler ...

[Dlovelymarie]

Naughtyrobot wrote:

Maybe you should put on some really nice lingerie, give him the best lovemaking of his life, then ask please. It would work on me, you can try it out.

I really appreciate you taking time to come up with a practical solution. Thanks and many kudos

[Dlovelymarie]

DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:

If you have a king size bed and your husband hogs the bed you might want to consider Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers for a Fathers Day present.

Wow... He's far from fat but thanks for the rude and ignorant commentary.

[Dlovelymarie]

Colorado Chick wrote:

Seriously, if your hubby has been in the military during war action in even Five or thirty years later.. he still had instant reflexes to be alert.. WHATEVER time of the nite it is. Do you want to run the risk of getting slapped when he is awoken suddenly by YOU hogging the blankets? HOW CHEAP are ya?? Buy side by side beds with a nightstand in between.. the you both will have a good night's sleep. If ya want to make WHOOPIE.. slide them together or utilize the Guest bedroom..

My husband is a soldier... Many points of your reply are unhelpful. Thanks tho. I'm sure u had the best of intentions

[Commander Bunny]

Dlovelymarie wrote:

Ugh... Does anyone have a significant other that manages to take up 80% of the bed in an awkward position so that u can't enjoy ur sleep? Suggestions? Opinions? I'm so irritated I'm ready to make him sleep downstairs

Our 135lb American Bulldog steals 80% of the bed from Mrs. Bunny & I..

[Rambler]

A nice sharp pin in the butt does wonders.....
God only knows how many times da womans has pocked my fat ass with a pin......
Just watch out for my flying limbs....Duck and cover.....

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text>Our 135lb American Bulldog steals 80% of the bed from Mrs. Bunny & I..

...2 rabbits and a bulldog in bed together...sounds like...no, not going there...
Carry on folks...

[Commander Bunny]

Lili is warm though...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Commander Bunny wrote:

Lili is warm though...

I hate to tell you this my friend but your avatar would look fantastic panfried in butter+onions...

[PFfff]

Dlovelymarie wrote:

<quoted text>
Wow... He's far from fat but thanks for the rude and ignorant commentary.

its because ur a newbie here..
some dont think thats possible.

if ur serious about ur question, i really dont think u can change a persons sleeping habits. and since u said u already have a king size bed, u either have to live with it or get another bedroom for urself and that may not be possible, so it may be divorce time. lol - just kidding!
:)

[Phil Latchelinz]

Eat a lot of gassy food and then when he encroaches let'em rip!!!!

[Naughtyrobot]

When he gets on your side, go down on him and give him a BJ, that will teach him!