greedy husband

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Rowlett Tx

#21 Jan 7, 2013
PFfff wrote:
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i know it helps for snoring, so does poking him and telling him to roll over. lol
Happy New Year Tiger
That is mean PF :)

“Grab all the good”

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Rowlett Tx

#22 Jan 7, 2013
arctic wrote:
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Yes....there was a time when all couples
on tv slept in twin beds.
Who ever saw twin beds in any married
couples home? lol
If I remember right you could not say the word pregnant when Lucy had Ricky

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#23 Jan 7, 2013
PFfff wrote:
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i know it helps for snoring, so does poking him and telling him to roll over. lol
Happy New Year Tiger
Rolling over does not always work. Thank goodness I can get to sleep even with snoring going on.

Thanks and Happy New Year to you too PF!!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#24 Jan 7, 2013
... my ex and i use to use one of them invisable electronic shock fences ... i had to be real quite when i got out of bed and went to her side and whisper ... "move over a little"
LOLz

Buffalo, NY

#25 Jan 7, 2013
Dlovelymarie wrote:
Ugh... Does anyone have a significant other that manages to take up 80% of the bed in an awkward position so that u can't enjoy ur sleep? Suggestions? Opinions? I'm so irritated I'm ready to make him sleep downstairs
I have to compete with the dogs for bed space. My guy will sleep in the middle, spooning one dog half the night (the other dog hogs my foot space so I have to sleep fetal position, hanging half off the bed most nights) and the other half he's on his back with his elbow jammed between my shoulder blades (ouch!).

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#26 Jan 7, 2013
Dlovelymarie wrote:
Ugh... Does anyone have a significant other that manages to take up 80% of the bed in an awkward position so that u can't enjoy ur sleep? Suggestions? Opinions? I'm so irritated I'm ready to make him sleep downstairs
I feel your pain. One night when I was pregnant my husband took so much of the bed I almost fell out. I tried and tried to wake him but could not. But I got him back! I started snoring soooooo bad he could not sleep. So he ended up sleeping in a bedroom all the way on the other side of the house till the baby came.

We have never been able to share blankets. I have to bundle up in a little cacoon just to keep mine.

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Since: Apr 08

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#27 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... my ex and i use to use one of them invisable electronic shock fences ... i had to be real quite when i got out of bed and went to her side and whisper ... "move over a little"
maybe you and Justy should sleep together.....

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#28 Jan 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
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maybe you and Justy should sleep together.....
Who do you think his ex was..???....lol

“seeking god first”

Since: Jan 13

Inglewood, California

#29 Jan 7, 2013
Lol we have a Cali king... I think it makes it that much worse lol... 5804587406

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Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#30 Jan 7, 2013
Bunk Beds.. are the answer..

Since: Feb 09

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#31 Jan 8, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>That is mean PF :)
why is that mean? he doesnt mind poking me. LOL
;)

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#32 Jan 8, 2013
Why has no one suggested letting rip with a real eye watering paint stripper?
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#33 Jan 8, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Bunk Beds.. are the answer..
Good idea CC and it might be just the thing for some folks. I personally hate heights and like lots of room. Nope, hubby can have the upper level, although the way he tosses and turns all night, he'd likely end up on the floor, lol.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#34 Jan 8, 2013
reebie wrote:
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maybe you and Justy should sleep together.....
... i met justy at a MMA event ... "man on man action ... in the ring of death ......
Reality Awaits

Huntington, NY

#35 Jan 8, 2013
Back to Reality wrote:
I dunno. I wish I had someone who hogged the bed!
I'd hog more than the bed if you were in it!!!!!

;-)
Gilligan

Huntington, NY

#36 Jan 8, 2013
Get a marine grade airhorn.....use it when he encroaches.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#37 Jan 8, 2013
Maybe you should put on some really nice lingerie, give him the best lovemaking of his life, then ask please. It would work on me, you can try it out.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#38 Jan 8, 2013
Gilligan wrote:
Get a marine grade airhorn.....use it when he encroaches.
LOL

I'd pay good money to see that!!!
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#39 Jan 8, 2013
If you have a king size bed and your husband hogs the bed you might want to consider Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers for a Fathers Day present.

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Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#40 Jan 8, 2013
Seriously, if your hubby has been in the military during war action in even Five or thirty years later.. he still had instant reflexes to be alert.. WHATEVER time of the nite it is. Do you want to run the risk of getting slapped when he is awoken suddenly by YOU hogging the blankets? HOW CHEAP are ya?? Buy side by side beds with a nightstand in between.. the you both will have a good night's sleep. If ya want to make WHOOPIE.. slide them together or utilize the Guest bedroom..

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