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I know what Pot smells like, Cause I read about it in a Book,...

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I know what Pot smells like, Cause I read about it in a Book,...
Funny! I took my 12 year old daughter to an outdoor concert. We were in the front row to see Queensryche. My daughter says, "Dad!, there is something burning!" I replied, "don't worry, it is just marijuana." She looked at me confused. I responded, "I read a lot!"

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actually I DID know because I teach a unit on Black History every yr...we wrap it up with George Washington Carver & have peanut butter jelly sandwiches...=)

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Jan 27, 2014
 
Carroll O'Connor that played the character, Archie Bunker, on the 70's sitcom "All in the Family" was actually in real life..... a strong liberal.

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The only state that doesn’t contain any of the letters in the word “mackerel” is Ohio.

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<quoted text> Funny! I took my 12 year old daughter to an outdoor concert. We were in the front row to see Queensryche. My daughter says, "Dad!, there is something burning!" I replied, "don't worry, it is just marijuana." She looked at me confused. I responded, "I read a lot!"


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just_ola wrote:
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actually I DID know because I teach a unit on Black History every yr...we wrap it up with George Washington Carver & have peanut butter jelly sandwiches...=)
What happens if one of your students has an allergy to peanut butter...this would kill me...

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just_ola wrote:
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actually I DID know because I teach a unit on Black History every yr...we wrap it up with George Washington Carver & have peanut butter jelly sandwiches...=)

“Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.”

Did you cut the Crust of That Sliced White Bread,...?

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Marissa 2 wrote:
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What happens if one of your students has an allergy to peanut butter...this would kill me...
We get all that info from parents at registration...

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Jan 29, 2014
 
Big Time wrote:
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“Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.”
Did you cut the Crust of That Sliced White Bread,...?
wheat bread & no we use cookie cutters to cut fun shapes (Math lesson)...=)
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Did you know about 77.5 percent of manhattanittes do not own a car?

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Jiffy Peanut Butter
Ovaltine
Maypo
Birdseye Fishsticks
TV Dinners
Lead Paint
Asbestos
DDT mosquito fogging (especially riding bicycles with your friends behind the fogging truck)
Playing with mercury in the dumpster behind your dentist office.
Thalidomide

All the things us kids from the fifties enjoyed!

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You people from the fifties and so on don't realize the dangers of our Nuclear Testing from the 50's!
We still have "Fallout" going on. It was a predicted danger back then!

1. I look in the mirror in the morning at my hair, "I have Fallout!"

2. When I make love at night, "I have Fallout!"

3. The only way to get out of a bathtub is...."Fallout!"

I'm totally against Nuclear Experimentation!.....and getting old.

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Jan 29, 2014
 
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
You people from the fifties and so on don't realize the dangers of our Nuclear Testing from the 50's!
We still have "Fallout" going on. It was a predicted danger back then!
1. I look in the mirror in the morning at my hair, "I have Fallout!"
2. When I make love at night, "I have Fallout!"
3. The only way to get out of a bathtub is...."Fallout!"
I'm totally against Nuclear Experimentation!.....and getting old.


It's called Half Life fora Reason,..

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Q: If white storks bring white babies and black birds bring black babies, what brings no babies?

A: swallows

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[re: the TV series M*A*S*H -- Max Klinger frequently referenced his hometown baseball team, the Toledo Mud Hens]

the Mud Hens era began in 1896 with the "Swamp Angels," who played in the Interstate League. They played in Bay View Park, which was outside the Toledo city limits and therefore not covered by the city's blue laws. The park was located near marshland inhabited by American Coots, also known as "mud hens." For this reason, the local press soon dubbed the team the "Mud Hens"—a nickname that has stuck to Toledo baseball teams for all but a few years since.

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Marissa 2 wrote:
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What happens if one of your students has an allergy to peanut butter...this would kill me...
I heard a news report that said doctors are now starting to realize that slowly introducing foods that people are allergic to may help them overcome their allergies.

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There is actually a medically recognized neurological condition called "Witzelsuch," which causes a person to make constant puns, jokes and sexual comments in inappropriate settings.

Hmmmmmm.
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Did you know New York county (manhattan borough, NYC) is the most densely populated county in the U.S.?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
There is actually a medically recognized neurological condition called "Witzelsuch," which causes a person to make constant puns, jokes and sexual comments in inappropriate settings.
Hmmmmmm.
oh my...I've been diagnosed at last!!... can I get government check for this condition? LOL

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