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#45 Dec 19, 2012
This morning I imagine he spent an hour in front of the mirror, necked, practicing the "this is my weapon, this is my gun" rhetoric...then he punched the clown sayin' "I'm the mother f&%kIn president, E pluribus unum..!!!!!
Then he called his broker..

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#46 Dec 19, 2012
I think Boehner comes over and humps his leg.

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#47 Dec 20, 2012
1st he calls M69 for advice.
2nd he calls Uh Clem and tells him M69's advice.
3rd he ignores both and does what he wants to...

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#48 Dec 20, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
1st he calls M69 for advice.
2nd he calls Uh Clem and tells him M69's advice.
3rd he ignores both and does what he wants to...
So THAT's what the heavy breathing every morning is all about. I've just been hanging up.

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#49 Dec 21, 2012
This morning he took Bo out for a morning walk, watched him squat and whispered, "WOW, spoken like a true democrat.!"..

Then... he punched the clown sayin' "I'm the mother f&%kIn president, E pluribus unum..!!!!!

Afterwards he spent two hours pretending to press the red button..
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#50 Apr 17, 2013
justaguess wrote:
This morning he took Bo out for a morning walk, watched him squat and whispered, "WOW, spoken like a true democrat.!"..
Then... he punched the clown sayin' "I'm the mother f&%kIn president, E pluribus unum..!!!!!
Afterwards he spent two hours pretending to press the red button..
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/17/politics/tainte...

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#51 Apr 17, 2013
Same as you and I...Takes a WHIZ...and then tackles his Day!!!

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is not the way to pay old ones

#52 Apr 23, 2013
I bet he sneaks out of bed very quietly so that the wookie does not wake up.

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#53 Apr 23, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Have some respect for your president, Obama!
Obama was huge into nuclear proliferation as a Senator...but if you want to talk politics with the collective masses here on offbeat you should learn about birth certificates and choice of religion because thats all they seem to know...lol
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#54 Apr 23, 2013
Deciding what third world tyrant or terrorist he's going to appease today?

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#55 Apr 29, 2013
I like O'bam.

But, I am going to take a guess.

By pissing in our Cheerios.

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#56 Apr 29, 2013
How's he fool all these women?
Figures out a way to =screw= "US" even worse than what he thought starting out yesterday!
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#57 Apr 29, 2013
Please watch......No it's not Paul Harvey!

:)

&fe ature=player_detailpage

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#58 Apr 29, 2013
Ah, that's it! He fools we females by screwing us.

Now...he is just another man along the way.

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#59 Apr 29, 2013
justaguess wrote:
This morning I imagine he spent an hour in front of the mirror, necked, practicing the "this is my weapon, this is my gun" rhetoric...then he punched the clown sayin' "I'm the mother f&%kIn president, E pluribus unum..!!!!!
Then he called his broker..
Damn'it man.. Coffee out the nose is sort of painful.

Just caught this...and of course after taking a sip of coffee.

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#60 Apr 29, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Please watch......No it's not Paul Harvey!
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =79pvVpN7-9sXX&feature=pla yer_detailpage
That's a good one!

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#61 Apr 29, 2013
At least on the golf course he can't really screw anything up

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/bar...

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#62 Apr 29, 2013
Hunglo wrote:
At least on the golf course he can't really screw anything up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/bar...
That's not even 6 weeks vacation in almost 4 years. Bush took over 1000 vacation days in 8 years. Which is 140+ weeks.

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#63 Apr 29, 2013
::Part of the clip above Hunglo posted::
~including 3 coments by -me-.

*=*This should tell you where Obama stands on his priorities.*=*
In an analysis of the presidential diary and newspaper reports, the Government Accountability Institute (GAI) found that Pres. Obama has spent 976 hours since his January 2009 election on holiday and playing golf. In contrast, he has only spent 474.4 hours in economic meetings.
*=* Is this 'just' another lie?*=*
The president said in 2011 that the economy was his main priority.

"You should know that keeping the economy growing and making sure jobs are available is the first thing I think about when I wake up every morning," he told an audience of UPS workers. "It's the last thing I think about when I go to bed each night."

But the GAI report showed that the amount of time spent on the economy has fallen significantly in the years since his 2009 election.

In 2009, Mr Obama spent 187.2 hours in economic meetings. A year later that number dropped to 127.8 hours. In 2011 the total fell to 73 hours.

By the end of 2012, the president had spent 100 fewer hours on finance than in his first year in office, with a total of 80.4 hours devoted to the economy.

*=*The only consultation may be his golf game isn't any better than the economy, so ~him~ spending less time may be why it's showing improvement.*=*

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#64 Apr 29, 2013
He was quoted over the weekend as saying he starts every day and ends every day thinking about the economy.
My belief is he spends most of the time in between thinking about golf or vacation.

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