How does Obama start his day?

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#1 Dec 13, 2012
Wikipedia answer:
He starts his day by having a cup of coffee ..walking over and spitting at the White House Christmas tree .....then he goes over to the manger display and pokes Baby Jesus with a sharp stick .......... then he settles down for another cup of coffee.

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#3 Dec 13, 2012
Then punches the clown and says...wow I'm the mother fin' president..!... E pluribus unum..!!!!!
Then he calls his broker..
Sam

Columbus, OH

#4 Dec 13, 2012
Has anyone seen my wallet??????????
Plob

Boise, ID

#5 Dec 13, 2012
And here I always thought the first thing he did was sniff the Wookies ass just to help him get his ears up & his eyes open.

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#6 Dec 15, 2012
IMO:
1st he thanks 'Ali' for making him "KING" of the world.
2nd he goes to the mirror and admires himself
3rd he spends the rest of the day thinking about how he is going to bamboozle the 'middle class' out of the rest of their money.

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#7 Dec 15, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
IMO:
1st he thanks 'Ali' for making him "KING" of the world.
2nd he goes to the mirror and admires himself
3rd he spends the rest of the day thinking about how he is going to bamboozle the 'middle class' out of the rest of their money.
And don't forget his daily phone call to Rev Wright.

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#8 Dec 15, 2012
in debt

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#9 Dec 15, 2012
A taste of mocha ....

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#10 Dec 15, 2012
I'd like to think he gets up, grabs the newspaper and a cup of coffee then head for the can to take a massive top of the morning dump, just like the rest of us. Of course, being a realist I'm sure some rising politico on the White House staff does that for him...
Rich west

White House, TN

#11 Dec 15, 2012
Eats bananas
The Good Son

Eugene, OR

#12 Dec 15, 2012
Pisses on another copy of the constitution that was delivered on the back of some po' white piece o' trash in the middle of the night.

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#13 Dec 16, 2012
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Todays Wikipedia Question wrote:
Wikipedia answer:
He starts his day by having a cup of coffee ..walking over and spitting at the White House Christmas tree .....then he goes over to the manger display and pokes Baby Jesus with a sharp stick .......... then he settles down for another cup of coffee.

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#14 Dec 16, 2012
First thing

He wakes up Michelle and says

Gimmee some.

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#15 Dec 16, 2012
....on a prayer rug like other Muslims.

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#16 Dec 16, 2012
In his defense:
'i'know you expected this from anyone but 'me'.

Whatever we once were, we are no longer just a Christian nation; we are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, a Buddhist nation, a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.

This was in fact a statement of TRUTH!
And as long as it stays that way expect more of the same.
"WE" as a nation have turned our backs on God,
not a good thing to do I guarantee "YOU!"

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#17 Dec 16, 2012
PS: No!'i' will not be your minister just because 'i' have short sermons!

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#18 Dec 16, 2012
Obama and Clinton are the only president and fmr president respectively in American history who aren't warmongers. Obama actually believes in a nuclear weapons free world!

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#19 Dec 16, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
Obama and Clinton are the only president and fmr president respectively in American history who aren't warmongers. Obama actually believes in a nuclear weapons free world!
Where was it Obama sent patriot missle launchers and soldiers to operate them last week? Oh yeah, Turkey.

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#20 Dec 16, 2012
Not to mention the 8000+ on Ol'ike in the bay.

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#21 Dec 16, 2012
Ops! wrong president boat:

Nuclear aircraft carrier USS George HW Bush has reportedly anchored off Syria

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