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#22 May 13, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Still the 1st loser pal, but keep jumping - sooner or later it'll go in.
That was a mouthful, but then you're probably used to that sort of thing.

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#23 May 13, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
"Republicans were livid that on the anniversary of the killing of bin Laden, that Obama went over there and celebrated that. How dare he run for President using his accomplishments as President. We knew his campaign would be ugly, but stooping to facts?... Could you imagine what Bush would have done if he had gotten bin Laden? I mean, this is a guy who played dress-up to celebrate a war he lost. If he had gotten bin Laden, he would have spent his whole second term in a Batman costume." — Bill Maher
Bin Laden died of advanced Marfan Syndrome around December of 2001, was attached to a dialysis machine daily the last several months of his life; as noted in his visit to a hospital at the American Embassy in Dubai, UAE July 2001. BOTH piece of shit lying presidents used him to their own ends. Sorry.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/osama-died-in-20...

"...Pieczenik said that Osama Bin Laden died in 2001,“Not because special forces had killed him, but because as a physician I had known that the CIA physicians had treated him and it was on the intelligence roster that he had marfan syndrome,” adding that the US government knew Bin Laden was dead before they invaded Afghanistan..."

CIA agent alleged to have met Bin Laden in July

French report claims terrorist leader stayed in Dubai hospital Anthony Sampson
The Guardian, Wednesday 31 October 2001 22.17 EST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001/nov/01/a...

Here's an excellent overview of the situation; citing many references/sources for the data, for you to verify. See for yourself.

http://www.ascertainthetruth.com/att/index.ph...

"...Next I would like to address bin Laden’s abrupt “burial at sea”. This has to be the most damning piece of evidence in the American government’s claims to have killed him and be in possession of his body. The basic logistics of the whole thing doesn’t make any sense. I find it extremely hard to believe that Osama bin Laden was killed, flown all the way across the world, positively identified via DNA testing and then buried at sea in accordance with “Islamic tradition” all within a 24 hour period...."

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#24 May 13, 2013
Now for funny POTUS jokes!

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?...

A: America!

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#25 May 13, 2013
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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#26 May 13, 2013
Q: Why shouldn't Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama's campaign contributions after learning "Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?

A: It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey!
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#27 May 13, 2013
Mother of Milwaukee 69er, how's your son doing after his lap dance with CoCoa Rio?

Well Mia, his spine is bent so much ......he is now able to 69 himself. Bwaaaaa.

Look v
http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...

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#28 May 13, 2013
The current topic is:
Should non-citizens be allowed to vote?
Well I guess if a non-citizen can run for office in the "USA" we should treat others the same.

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#29 May 13, 2013
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

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#30 May 13, 2013
Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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#31 May 13, 2013
What does Obama call illegal aliens?

Undocumented democrats

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#32 May 13, 2013
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

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#33 May 13, 2013
Q: What does Obama's cat say?
A: Mao.

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#34 May 13, 2013
In Colorado, marijuana got more votes than Obama.

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#36 May 13, 2013
Ha ha, don't have to make up jokes about Bush, he gave us plenty of material himself;

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos...

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#38 May 15, 2013
How to begin each new day feeling happy and positive:
1. On your computer screen, open a new folder.
2. Give it the name "Barack Obama."
3. Move it directly to the trash.
4. Select "Empty trash."
5. Your computer will ask you if you really want to get rid of Barack Obama.
6. Answer "Yes" loudly, then firmly click the mouse.
7. There now, doesn't that feel better?

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#39 May 15, 2013
The Pope was visiting churches in Florida and asked his driver to detour along the famous Palm Beach so he could view the beautiful scenery. His driver suddenly stopped the Popemobile when they spotted an amazing sight right off shore.
Incredibly, Barack Obama was fighting like a madman to escape the jaws of a very large white shark.
As they sat stunned and horrified, a high-powered fishing cruiser sped to the scene with two men aboard. One of the men was Karl Rove, who alertly harpooned the fearsome beast, as John Boehner dragged the barely conscious and bleeding Barack Obama out of the ocean. Then the two republicans hammered the shark to death with clubs, and hauled it aboard.
Passionately moved, the Pope waved for the heroes to come to the beach, whereupon he blessed them.
"I am always moved to tears when I witness tremendous acts of valor, especially when it overcomes bitter hatred, in this case between Barack Obama and Republicans."
As the Pope drove off, Boehner asked Rove who the guy in the funny suit was.
"That’s the Pope," Rove replied. "Catholics believe he is the wisest and holiest man."
"Well," Boehner chuckled, "he may be a wise man, but he sure doesn't know jack about shark fishin’. How's our bait doing?"

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#40 May 15, 2013
The good news about Obama's inauguration was that of the two million people who showed up, only 10 of them had to call off work.

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#41 May 15, 2013
What do Obama and financial scam artist have in common?

They both say “yes we can”, they both give hope, they both take your money, they both will leave you penny-less in the end.

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#42 May 15, 2013
Obama Jokes?
Obama is a joke "&" a lieing one @ that.
Just ask about his = history =

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