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Amy

Pulaski, WI

#1 May 13, 2013
What is the most common foot question asked by White House maids?

Why do Obama's shoes stink so f***ing bad?

Most common answer:
He doesn't know sh*t from Shinola.

Bwaaaaaaaa

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#2 May 13, 2013
"Republicans were livid that on the anniversary of the killing of bin Laden, that Obama went over there and celebrated that. How dare he run for President using his accomplishments as President. We knew his campaign would be ugly, but stooping to facts?... Could you imagine what Bush would have done if he had gotten bin Laden? I mean, this is a guy who played dress-up to celebrate a war he lost. If he had gotten bin Laden, he would have spent his whole second term in a Batman costume." — Bill Maher

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#3 May 13, 2013
What does Obama call illegal aliens?

Undocumented democrats

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is not the way to pay old ones

#4 May 13, 2013
How is Obama going to make the tobacco industry pay for Obamacare?

By allowing smokers to redeem Marlboro Miles as payment for their premiums

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#5 May 13, 2013
"Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said,'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?'" —Bill Maher

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#6 May 13, 2013
"It looks like the Republicans are going back to the strategy of 2008 where Obama is characterized as a celebrity. Says the party who is gay for Ronald Reagan. Come on, you can't worship Ronald Reagan and then attack Obama for being a celebrity. That's like running Chris Christie and saying Obama has a fatass." —Bill Maher

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#7 May 13, 2013
"New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it,'black man loots house, steals white woman.'" —Bill Maher

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#8 May 13, 2013
"We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this guy wants to be president so he has a place to live while he's remodeling his beach house.... I'm not worried that this guy is out of touch. I'm worried he's Batman. I could see Mitt as Batman. He hears about a robbery, he changes into the magic underwear, he rushes to the crime scene, and he helps the crooks manage their new money." —Bill Maher

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#9 May 13, 2013
LoL.

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#10 May 13, 2013
Mc Donalds is announcing their new Obama Value Menu, you order anything that you want and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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#11 May 13, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
LoL.
Bill Maher is the sh*t.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#12 May 13, 2013
Oh wow, Milwaukee 69er, thats one Hell of an immaterial joke.
Bwaaaaaaaaa

Hey 69er, Thanks for stopping in at Opie's. Did you have fun?

http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...

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#14 May 13, 2013
What's the difference between M-69 and government bonds.

Bonds mature

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#15 May 13, 2013
Hunglo wrote:
What's the difference between M-69 and government bonds.
Bonds mature
Still the 1st loser pal, but keep jumping - sooner or later it'll go in.
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#16 May 13, 2013
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
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#17 May 13, 2013
Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Bill Maher

United States

#18 May 13, 2013
New rule.
Play on the Internet all day.
Make erroneous claims.
e.g.
Power Generation Advisor.
CEO of a Distribution Business.
And, Stock Market Investors. Seems legit.
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#19 May 13, 2013
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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#20 May 13, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Bill Maher is the sh*t.
Not sure how that LOL got there - was meant for Hunglo's joke.

Don't care much for Maher. Not because he is pro-Democrat, but because he is an incredible hypocrite:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/201...
Jay Mohr

United States

#21 May 13, 2013
Blumberg LMAO wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!! Bill Mahr is a hoot!


Bill Mahr?


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