Is Staked and Prouds avatar pic appropriate for Offbeat

Created by pollster on May 6, 2011

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Trashy old board about to mastuRbate

Lifted from some dirty porn magazine

Desperate for attention

Totally inappropriate for a public forum

Shes cant be getting any in real life

Glen Carter is entitled to troll her

Cover your kids eyes if she shows up

All of the above

Since: Mar 08

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#3073 Jan 1, 2013
Sweetie-Pie wrote:
Well, I guess I'll 'move along' now.
Nooooo please stay, I need someone like you so that I may compare myself to and come up way on top! You're such a self esteem booster for me! Again, please stay!

Since: Mar 08

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#3074 Jan 1, 2013
Sweetie-Pie wrote:
Well, I guess I'll 'move along' now.
Again, please stay,, I need you Baby! PALEASE! Pudy Please.... If you go, I'm compared to S&P, LB,,, and I don't quite measure up, but with you as my wing woman,,, I'm a souring high.....

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#3075 Jan 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Hey all the cool ppl ... HAPPY NEW YEARS !
Just woke up about half an hour ago getting coffee and quiet time . Not slept much the last 3 days so I finally got caught up . Damn menopause wakes me up early and haven't been able to go back to bed . Lol .
Besides that , we picked up Lucky yesterday (black 4 Mo old Lab). He has such a happy disposition , smart , takes to commands well . We have been reading up on how to train him and his personality traits etc. it's been very helpful . Anyhoo he wore himself out playing last night and his nervousness about a new home. He fought and fought sleep then finally gave in on our laps . Such a sweet pretty dog .
So this New Years has started out great !
Chow ... It's time to join the boys . Lol .have a great day !
Happy New Years, Laura Beth ... hope the condition gets better and maybe the distraction of the new pup will help ... What a great addition to the family ... Have fun and I know you will ... Hearts, FC <3 ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#3076 Jan 1, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
hay candy lady...:)
I am hoping denny makes it over again this year.... I have put out the feelers about meeting him again... and inviting Kryp along to... a day out in London would be a blast with those guys.. I know we would have a really great time....
denny knows more about English history than me... lol
have a great first day of 2013...
Good morning Beautiful ... that would be so great for the three of you to get together ... how awesome ... Maybe Denny could give you a history lesson, lol ... you're so funny! We're going to read the same book, I think, about Kennedy ... sounds as though he's challenged me or something ... can't let him outdo me now can He/I? lol ... Oh, man ... now for sure I'm going to have to read that book, it better be a skinny one with big letters hahahahaha ... Hope your week will be an easy one, today being the first day of the year and Tuesday ... Enjoy the rest of the week and sending love and peaceful vibes your way ... Love to the boys, too! FC <3 ...

“Ignore the trolls”

Level 6

Since: Oct 08

Poole, UK

#3077 Jan 1, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Of all the gin joints in the world. What a great old movie :)
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - know the movie virtually line by line!

“Ignore the trolls”

Level 6

Since: Oct 08

Poole, UK

#3078 Jan 1, 2013
Larry wrote:
<quoted text>I think your a Dumbass
You have a thought - now there's a start. You need to build on that and try to have more than one a day.

“I love summer&Short Skirts”

Level 4

Since: Oct 11

Please No k ik or anything

#3079 Jan 1, 2013
Fifth Row Center wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps...Mrs Crain will join you and Denny and make it a threesome.
What a slut you are, Strawberry Shortcake.
So S&P is a slut with balls she could make good money at state fairs
Larry

Oak Park, MI

#3080 Jan 1, 2013
tony1003 wrote:
<quoted text>
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - know the movie virtually line by line!
Ha HA bet you don't know what day it is and know you cant spot a phony profile numnuts

“Ignore the trolls”

Level 6

Since: Oct 08

Poole, UK

#3081 Jan 1, 2013
Larry wrote:
<quoted text>Ha HA bet you don't know what day it is and know you cant spot a phony profile numnuts
Oh dear, did you press the reply button to the wrong box? The irony of it.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#3082 Jan 1, 2013
ever flawless raindrops
mercifully adorning
the naked arms of an old willow

as if in a secret sacrament
paint the soul of clouds
on the muddy canvas
covering the careless roots
with false hopes of a mild fall…

burlesque shivers
undulate the air into some
contorted fragile lace,
ethereal ephemeron

betraying the ashen bliss
of ignorance…

could you blame sunlight
for sometimes hiding in the bosom
of sky’s memories?
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#3083 Jan 1, 2013
a masquerade portrayal of autumn,
betraying the earthly origin of nature,
sweet chaos replacing the morning sun pearls
with tired raindrops waltzing astray
in a misty textured air…

her sore bones feel old among the tokens
of the once again twisting hourglass…

how time flies...

just an eternity ago
her core was filled to the brim
and glazed with youth…

now she's raining herself
over a welcoming mud,
dissolving in seconds........

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#3084 Jan 2, 2013
I guess once these threads are here - there is no way to delete them.
She changed the picture months ago.
Besides, whoever started this thread was just jealous.
I came here to get a blue star.
Sorry for the interruption.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3085 Jan 2, 2013
Sweetie-Pie wrote:
<quoted text>
None of which makes you any less of a slut.
and none of this makes you any less a knobhead!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3086 Jan 2, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Honestly, I don't know why you bother responding to people that say that about you. I wouldn't give them the time of day, actually... that's not true, I guess I would if I were bored enough... lol
See ya around the threads pretty lady!
know what Honey.... I think you are right....

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3087 Jan 2, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>RC waves her hand in the air wildly...((pick me pick me to answer that))
"Thank you S&P, my answer is Larry?"
Larry it is..... lol

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3088 Jan 2, 2013
DeVINE KNIGHT wrote:
<quoted text>
it’s raining outside…
the first serious rain in a couple of months now,
smelling like overdue october –
you know,
that smell of earth
suddenly regaining memory after a long summer,
claiming its wet rights over bronzed nature...
by now the earth has adopted
a resigned attitude,
giving up all hope to feel the hand
of an intermediary season
between summer and winter,
and somehow the rain-drenched soil poses incredulous
while the sky rushes to demonstrate
its autumnal translucent allegiance.
no wind today –
i bet poor bastard was not in the mood
to accompany autumn’s belated entrance.
he’s out there, somewhere,
probably polishing his breath against some other
latitude/longitude point of intersection
than mine.
mine was seemingly not that appealing…
it’s raining,
and vine leaves fight not anymore against gravity.
the petiole of so many of them runs out of will of life
and they hurry to embrace the underground mother root.
trees are slowly balding too…
so is my voice…
I know I don’t belong to this pastel.
I'm much too dark for the sweet rustiness
hurrying to take control over the entire place.
my contours should be less precise,
smoother,
allowing raindrops to even the asperities of my silence.
i am not old enough to be a part
of the beautiful wisdom happening around me…
rain continues to flow,
with a guilty smile,
washing the gracefully sinless face of some stones,
bringing to light their ecstatic patience –
such wonderful teachers they are…
and such lame assistant is my gaze…
I miss you…
__________
this was truly lovely .... I enjoyed reading it very much...

I hope your weather has changed for the better and you can get out of work long enough to enjoy your bike some more...

take care baby xo

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3089 Jan 2, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning Beautiful ... that would be so great for the three of you to get together ... how awesome ... Maybe Denny could give you a history lesson, lol ... you're so funny! We're going to read the same book, I think, about Kennedy ... sounds as though he's challenged me or something ... can't let him outdo me now can He/I? lol ... Oh, man ... now for sure I'm going to have to read that book, it better be a skinny one with big letters hahahahaha ... Hope your week will be an easy one, today being the first day of the year and Tuesday ... Enjoy the rest of the week and sending love and peaceful vibes your way ... Love to the boys, too! FC <3 ...
afternoon gorgeous lady.....

yep it would be great to meet them both in London again..... well denny for the second time... may even do another river cruise... but in the opposite direction this time...:)

what book is it you are reading??

my boys are chilling out today... playing games and building things.... the weather here is awful so I don't mind so much... and I have got friends coming for dinner.... also doing chores.. washing and getting uniforms ready for next week as they are both back in school...

have an excellent week chick....

love and hugs... xo

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3090 Jan 2, 2013
tony1003 wrote:
<quoted text>
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - know the movie virtually line by line!
hay... afternoon hun..... we could make it a topix party in the autumn.....:)

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#3091 Jan 2, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>So S&P is a slut with balls she could make good money at state fairs
you really are a retard.... listen Larry... your posts are beginning to bore the shite outta me... come up with some new material
Larry

Southgate, MI

#3092 Jan 2, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
you really are a retard.... listen Larry... your posts are beginning to bore the shite outta me... come up with some new material
Oh I made a typo and it makes me a retard STFU and go down in the basement with your g*y friends Tony and David and jerk off

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