Things that never happen in TV soaps

Things that never happen in TV soaps

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#1 Apr 1, 2013
Someone going the toilet to lay a cable
Vanity

Medford, NY

#2 Apr 1, 2013
Someone actually WORKING.

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#3 Apr 1, 2013
Someone going to Walmart. Or to McDonalds.

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clap your hands!

#4 Apr 1, 2013
No one burps or farts.

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#5 Apr 1, 2013
stays a virgin til they are married

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Right here under my thumb

#6 Apr 1, 2013
"Things that never happen in TV soaps"

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#7 Apr 1, 2013
No one ever takes drugs without becoming addicted.

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clap your hands!

#8 Apr 1, 2013
People never seem to stay dead. It's always a dream or something.
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#9 Apr 1, 2013
Women never cook in soap operas....but luckily they do sleep around.
they never

Quakertown, PA

#10 Apr 1, 2013
eat!
Really

Quakertown, PA

#11 Apr 1, 2013
the don't eat. I mean really sink their teeth into it and chomp down like on a hot dog and maybe spill some ketchup on them unless it's to take their pants off and use your washer???!! Who does that!!!??

Now, Spanish telenovelas... LOL what don't they do! OR the Brazilian.... lol
Krypteia

Lewes, UK

#12 Apr 1, 2013
A passing asteroid hitting the film studio.

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#13 Apr 1, 2013
I don't watch soaps never really cared for them but I bet you will never see them using coupons!

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#14 Apr 1, 2013
What about STD's and the worry of? Any on the shows?
Picker Flicker

Medford, NY

#15 Apr 1, 2013
Nose picking......or wedgie adjustments.
These people

Quakertown, PA

#16 Apr 1, 2013
don't get FAT! I mean really fat! LOL
Or fart!

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#17 Apr 1, 2013
A smackhead never goes in the pub selling batteries or razor blades.

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