Entire country may pick up and move

Mar 10, 2012 Full story: WWLP 18

Fearing that climate change could wipe out their entire Pacific archipelago, the leaders of Kiribati are considering an unusual backup plan: moving the populace to Fiji.

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“Pompous pontificator”

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#1 Mar 10, 2012
Sounds like a fine idea. Ya-do what ya gotta-do.

Just look-out for those Fiji Mermaids; very scary!

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#2 Mar 10, 2012
Interesting.. I wonder what people do with a country when they abandon it? Is it up for grabs?

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#3 Mar 10, 2012
Hey, can I move to Fiji, too?

“Pardon my nosiness ”

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#4 Mar 10, 2012
Burento wrote:
Interesting.. I wonder what people do with a country when they abandon it? Is it up for grabs?
Yes! Just like a sinking ship.

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#5 Mar 10, 2012
I wonder, if Israel is bombed into the sea, do all Israelis come home to Uncle.
Who

Elmhurst, IL

#6 Mar 10, 2012
Time to take over Kiribati, because hey FREE LAND!

Freed up by suckers who fell for the globull warming scam and are then going to bitch about it later when and if they realize how stupid they were.

Guess they just "misinterperated 'global' to mean the whole planet" - right liberal econuts? That, BTW, was a quote by a liberal econut.

Dumbasses.
Xstain Mullah Aroma

Wilmington, DE

#7 Mar 10, 2012
Who wrote:
Time to take over Kiribati, because hey FREE LAND!
Freed up by suckers who fell for the globull warming scam and are then going to bitch about it later when and if they realize how stupid they were.
Guess they just "misinterperated 'global' to mean the whole planet" - right liberal econuts? That, BTW, was a quote by a liberal econut.
Dumbasses.
We should send all climate change deniers to live there and in other at risk areas, rent free.

Hey moron, did you not read that their water supply is becoming brackish from even just the modest sea level rise we have seen so far?

Kan u reed a thermmiter?
Xstain Mullah Aroma

Wilmington, DE

#8 Mar 10, 2012
Burento wrote:
Interesting.. I wonder what people do with a country when they abandon it? Is it up for grabs?
All those underwater mortgages in Las Vegas and Tuscon. Ask them.
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#9 Mar 10, 2012
I'm totally pro-global warming. I hate winter. Here in Michigan global warming will make our winters pleasant, extend our growing season and lower our energy bills. Another added benefit is that most of the muslim world, a huge chunk of China. America could do without those trouble makers!
Xstain Mullah Aroma

Wilmington, DE

#10 Mar 10, 2012
Faith wrote:
I'm totally pro-global warming. I hate winter. Here in Michigan global warming will make our winters pleasant, extend our growing season and lower our energy bills. Another added benefit is that most of the muslim world, a huge chunk of China. America could do without those trouble makers!
Yes, but you are a savage and a retardate and a bigot and a moron. So naturally what you like and hate would be more than a bit off kilter.
Who

United States

#11 Mar 10, 2012
Xstain Mullah Aroma wrote:
<quoted text>
We should send all climate change deniers to live there and in other at risk areas, rent free.
Hey moron, did you not read that their water supply is becoming brackish from even just the modest sea level rise we have seen so far?
Kan u reed a thermmiter?
Oh really? You always believe everything you read?

Ever been to Kiribati? Got any proof?

No? Didn't think so.
Who

United States

#12 Mar 10, 2012
Oh wait - answered my own question.

You're a pot smoking liberal idiot so OF COURSE you believe everything you read and hear, that's how your government likes you doped up, passive and submissive.
Xstain Mullah Aroma

Wilmington, DE

#13 Mar 10, 2012
Who wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh really? You always believe everything you read?
Ever been to Kiribati? Got any proof?
No? Didn't think so.
Okay, moron, you're saying you disbelieve the article. Which you have not read.

On what basis do you disbelieve the article?

Do you deny the average temperature of the globe is increasing? Or do you "just" deny that co2 has anything to do with it? Or do you think the increase of co2 in the atmosphere has nothing to do with human activity?

Let me know so I can figure out _which_ kind of ignorant moron you are.

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#14 Mar 11, 2012
Burento wrote:
Interesting.. I wonder what people do with a country when they abandon it? Is it up for grabs?
If they're smart, they'll send their hard-core criminal muts like the Brits did with Australia back in the day. You DO know most white Australians were spawned by criminals...

"How-long can YOU tread water?"

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#15 Mar 11, 2012
reza june wrote:
I wonder, if Israel is bombed into the sea, do all Israelis come home to Uncle.
If that happens, I'm wondering if all of those Palestinians go home to Jordan?

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#16 Mar 11, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
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If that happens, I'm wondering if all of those Palestinians go home to Jordan?
I doubt it because Jordan is already worried about it's own large Palestinian population in exile, the ones forced off their land and out of their homes by the Israelis back in 1948.

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#17 Mar 11, 2012
Exactly how much is a phosphate credit on today's market..?

www.askAl.edu
WTF

Micronesia, Federated States of

#18 Jul 18, 2013
Oh why moving to other places, it's better to sink with your own. lmao isnt fiji overpopulated, what about those kiribaties in rambi? if you move there then you guys most likely wil outnumber the apes and indians hahaha. where is your sense of pride and dignity. better move in places like australia, im not sure if those fijians would like more company. There might be an upcoming cou or who knows what. Nah!!! im kidding, well can u guys send over your ladies here, we want some kiribati pussies over here if ya dont mind hehe

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