Man and Wife Argue Over Who's Too Drunk to Drive; Argument Gets Settled the Hard Way

Feb 22, 2008 | Posted by: Iria | Full story: snafu-ed.blogspot.com

I believe the fact that the husband ran over his wife shows which on was too drunk, or rather, in this case, drunker.
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“You keep what you kill”

Since: Jan 08

Yokosuka Japan

#1 Feb 22, 2008
Only in Florida.... see, in other places, he would have just whipped out his gun and shot her...
TheTimeIsNow

Midland, MI

#2 Feb 22, 2008
Domestic violence? Why isn't he being charged with attempted murder?

We need more public transportation, so drunk people won't have to argue over who's going to drive. If you're both drunk it doesn't matter who's drunker, neither should drive.
skipper

United States

#3 Feb 22, 2008
the only thing that I drink and drive is the lawnmower.
AND SHE KNOWS ITS MINE.

besides she has her own
LindaC Pawleys IslandSC

Summerville, SC

#4 Feb 23, 2008
skipper wrote:
the only thing that I drink and drive is the lawnmower.
AND SHE KNOWS ITS MINE.
besides she has her own
HEE HEE HEE!!
My Hub does the same thing , only , instead of stopping the mower for a minute to get his OWN!, He just rides around the house near the windows with his arm out-hand holding empty beer can-yelling : Beer Me Honey!!
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#5 Feb 23, 2008
LindaC Pawleys IslandSC wrote:
<quoted text>
HEE HEE HEE!!
My Hub does the same thing , only , instead of stopping the mower for a minute to get his OWN!, He just rides around the house near the windows with his arm out-hand holding empty beer can-yelling : Beer Me Honey!!
What a top woman! Any man would want you. Presuming you do Beer Him Honey!!!
joann in pa

West Chester, PA

#6 Feb 23, 2008
skipper wrote:
the only thing that I drink and drive is the lawnmower.
AND SHE KNOWS ITS MINE.
besides she has her own
too funny! I have my own lawn mower too! Doesn't have a beer holder though
Other Side

Malden, MA

#7 Feb 23, 2008
Who says you have to be drunk to run over your wife?

“They killed kenny”

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#8 Feb 23, 2008
IT's good people like this take themselves out of the genepool.

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#9 Feb 23, 2008
Careful people...they can confiscate your mowers too! Did here in MI lol
Speeders are Murderers

United States

#10 Feb 23, 2008
TheTimeIsNow wrote:
Domestic violence? Why isn't he being charged with attempted murder?
We need more public transportation, so drunk people won't have to argue over who's going to drive. If you're both drunk it doesn't matter who's drunker, neither should drive.
What we need is stiff penalties for drunk driving, then neither of these idiots would have driven. Even first time DUI should mean a year in prison and permanent loss of driver license. Drunk drivers are killers and maimers and i say stop coddling them. Unbelievable that we have both a pres and vp with convictions for dui and nobody cares.

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#11 Feb 23, 2008
laughingiris wrote:
Careful people...they can confiscate your mowers too! Did here in MI lol
they can have it when they pry the steering wheel and beer can from my cold dead fingers.

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#12 Feb 25, 2008
I think the driver should be chosen based on who is least able to walk.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#13 Feb 26, 2008
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
I think the driver should be chosen based on who is least able to walk.
Finally, some common sense!hahaha. In this particular case the woman should have been driving,obviously.

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