Fla. Woman Accused of Stealing 7 Lobs...

Fla. Woman Accused of Stealing 7 Lobster Tails

There are 16 comments on the ABC News story from Jun 15, 2014, titled Fla. Woman Accused of Stealing 7 Lobster Tails. In it, ABC News reports that:

A central Florida woman faces petit theft charges after officials say she stuffed seven frozen lobster tails in her pants and walked out of a Publix supermarket without paying for them.

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Dr Reker s Bellhop

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jun 15, 2014
Oh, she snatch'd them, alright....

(T.M.I.)

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for her peevishness..

#2 Jun 15, 2014
.....better'n crabz.......

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#3 Jun 15, 2014
When handled properly, lobster should never taste like fish...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#4 Jun 16, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
When handled properly, lobster should never taste like fish...
Yeah,,butt,,,,in this case they smelled slightly of ass.
Eltons John

Huntington, NY

#5 Jun 16, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah,,butt,,,,in this case they smelled slightly of ass.
Oooooh la la!!!! Yummm!!!!!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#6 Jun 16, 2014
A legally purchased lobster is worth 7 in the bush.
The Barber

Winnipeg, Canada

#7 Jun 16, 2014
can you say " crabs "?
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#8 Jun 16, 2014
The Barber wrote:
can you say " crabs "?
Crabs.

Yes, yes I can.

Why?

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#9 Jun 16, 2014
Are those lobsters in your pants, or are you horribly deformed or infected?
Marley

Huntington, NY

#10 Jun 16, 2014
I do that as well, but only to make myself smell better.....it usually attracts Seamen.
Mechanic

Marksville, LA

#11 Jun 16, 2014
Deadliest Catch?

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#12 Jun 17, 2014
justaguess wrote:
A legally purchased lobster is worth 7 in the bush.
...3.25/lb when buying a dozen or more at the docks...
Sir Komsishin

Huntington, NY

#13 Jun 17, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>
...3.25/lb when buying a dozen or more at the docks...
True, but at the docks you would be pretty stupid to put those lobsters down your pants.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#14 Jun 17, 2014
Her clam was sooooo large the national park service considered building one of those see thru glass tourist walkouts...till the budget cuts..just sayin'..
Christsharians on the DL

Philadelphia, PA

#15 Jun 17, 2014
justaguess wrote:
A legally purchased lobster is worth 7 in the bush.
I'm rather fondue for having made that joke.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#16 Jun 17, 2014
The 5 gallon bucket of hot butter gave her away.

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