The Dumbest Baby Names Ever

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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#104 Jun 26, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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Ikr!!! poor baby girl. It's like her name is a big joke. Did u see the middle name while googling maybe it is useable.
Apparently, the child has no middle name http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/201... as that would lesson the impact of the joke Kanye is performing on the kid.....Did you see the pictures they've already released showing the kid with all kinds of "Swag" around him? A newborn wearing a gold chain as big as its arm just looks tacky....

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#105 Jun 26, 2013
My niece name her daughter Scaddi pronounced Scotty, I thought it was cute!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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#106 Jun 26, 2013
I forgot to add Randy to the list of girls I went to school with that had boys names.

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#107 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Honestly, I know a man named Shirley, and his brother's name is Ginger. I NEVER understood that one.....
lol - that's right up there with Daryl and Daryl
lol - Or how bout George Foreman naming almost all his kids - George?
guess he musta Really liked the name George! lol

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#108 Jun 26, 2013
speaking of names, my husband told me once at work there was a paging for a woman whos last name was Mycock - lol - not sure if that's how u spell it, but how'd u like to be stuck with that name. LOL
or Who would marry a man with that last name??? lol

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#109 Jun 26, 2013
I'm not sure if it's a "dumb" name
but it seems like every crack head
around here who has had a baby girl
has named it "Nevaeh."

Heaven spelled backwards.

I just found it odd that they didn't
care enough to stop doing hard core
drugs but name the baby heaven spelled
backwards.

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#110 Jun 26, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
My niece name her daughter Scaddi pronounced Scotty, I thought it was cute!
I like that:)

I like boy names for girls.

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#111 Jun 26, 2013
arctic wrote:
I'm not sure if it's a "dumb" name
but it seems like every crack head
around here who has had a baby girl
has named it "Nevaeh."
Heaven spelled backwards.
I just found it odd that they didn't
care enough to stop doing hard core
drugs but name the baby heaven spelled
backwards.
My niece's name is Nevaeh.

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#112 Jun 26, 2013
PFfff wrote:
speaking of names, my husband told me once at work there was a paging for a woman whos last name was Mycock - lol - not sure if that's how u spell it, but how'd u like to be stuck with that name. LOL
or Who would marry a man with that last name??? lol
An Asian lady name Suki?

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#113 Jun 26, 2013
PFfff wrote:
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lol - that's right up there with Daryl and Daryl
lol - Or how bout George Foreman naming almost all his kids - George?
guess he musta Really liked the name George! lol
It MUST have been some sort of weird custom--like Leslie used to be a boys name (Leslie Howard) and now it's more for girls. Cause I can think of at least 4 men, of that particular age range who's name is Shirley. So, I decided to go looking around and what do you know?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_ (name)

Before the publication of the novel Shirley by Charlotte Brontė in 1849 Shirley was an uncommon, but distinctly male name and would have been a very unusual name for a woman. Today it is regarded as a distinctly female name and an uncommon male name.

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#114 Jun 26, 2013
Otha
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#115 Jun 26, 2013
Lylah wrote:
How about Kim k and kaynes new baby first name North ...last name West
North West.. these people have no concern about anything..they should be sterilized..even a babys name is up for ridecule...sad

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#116 Jun 26, 2013
Lol pfft. I know right a last name like that would b a deal breaker. There is a website where it list names that sound nasty like that its hilarious someone should start a nasty sounding name thread. Start off like hello my name is.. Anita dck or Ben Dover..lol

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#117 Jun 26, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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My niece's name is Nevaeh.
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Oops sorry....lol

Ok...so not Every baby named Nevaeh is a crack baby.

I wondered if it was a name you guys had heard before.
I guess some of you have.

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#118 Jun 26, 2013
I had a friend growing up,
his last name was Baker.

He always said his first baby
boy would be named Studa.

Get it....Studa Baker. LOL

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#119 Jun 26, 2013
I worked with a guy named Cheryl for 30 years ~

and know a family that named their kid Orbie Fudpucker...

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#120 Jun 26, 2013
How about the name...Perry Winkle???
sarah

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#121 Jun 26, 2013
Baby hewey

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Indianapolis, IN

#122 Jun 26, 2013
Where I worked several years back they often paged people throughout the facility.

A couple of folks got paged a LOT

Ron Smouse (Ron's mouse)

Charles Manson

Not kidding. Real people.

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#123 Jun 26, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Where I worked several years back they often paged people throughout the facility.
A couple of folks got paged a LOT
Ron Smouse (Ron's mouse)
Charles Manson
Not kidding. Real people.
So is Perry Winkle...:)

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