Man charged for sock on genitals

Jul 2, 2008 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: www.app.com

A Florida man has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition after Fort Pierce police found him in his car Saturday with his pants undone and a sock over his genitals.
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#21
Jul 2, 2008
 
JazzKeyz wrote:
in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
LOL! Applause, applause!

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Maybe it was a wool sock, and it reminded him of his first time.

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He better hope he doesnt have athletes foot

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OMG! Now we have Sock Police?
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I was afraid the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' fashion sense would eventually go mainstream.

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#26
Jul 2, 2008
 
DILF wrote:
I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.
Oh well.........
try the baby dept.they have small sizes.we got some for our friends little baby the other day at wally world.

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#27
Jul 2, 2008
 
i wonder if his name was dapper dave[aka[diaper davy boy]OMGLMAO
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#28
Jul 2, 2008
 
It's his old family cure for athlete's foot.
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#29
Jul 2, 2008
 
Doesn't he know the Red Hot Chilli Peppers stopped doing that a long time ago?

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If his genitals were covered I don't see why he had to be arrested? Was there a hole in the sock???
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If his genitals were covered I don't see why he had to be arrested? Was there a hole in the sock???
Maybe it was a babies sock and only covered the helmet?

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In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented, they tied a sock around their c*** and walked around contented.
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I use a 1970's tube sock. He was using an ankle sock for a 3 year old. If his dice were covered he can beat this. No pun intended.
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I'm glad he provided some entertainment for us, I'm tired of reading about brutal crimes, etc.

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If it goes to trial, maybe they'll have him try it on. If the sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.
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#36
Jul 2, 2008
 
Hmm...will there now be a label on certain sock brands that say "Sold for Prevention of Disease Only?"

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The rest of the story is that he'd been begging his wife for sex for days. She got tired of his whining and told him, "Put a sock on it!"

That's what his lawyer needs to say, and if the judge is a married man, the charges will be dropped immediately.

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good reason to put your foot down about wearing other peoples sock

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#39
Jul 2, 2008
 
What's worse, it left him with a 1/3 of a dose of athlete's 'foot'.
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It was a simple misunderstanding. He held up a sock and said, "What do I put in this thing ? " Someone said, "You put a foot in it."
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He must have understood that to mean 12 inches.
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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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