Man charged for sock on genitals

Man charged for sock on genitals

There are 244 comments on the www.app.com story from Jul 2, 2008, titled Man charged for sock on genitals. In it, www.app.com reports that:

A Florida man has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition after Fort Pierce police found him in his car Saturday with his pants undone and a sock over his genitals.

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Since: Mar 08

United States

#21 Jul 2, 2008
JazzKeyz wrote:
in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
LOL! Applause, applause!

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Since: Apr 08

Big Rock Candy Mtn.

#22 Jul 2, 2008
Maybe it was a wool sock, and it reminded him of his first time.

Since: Jun 08

Saint Paul, MN

#23 Jul 2, 2008
He better hope he doesnt have athletes foot

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#24 Jul 2, 2008
OMG! Now we have Sock Police?
Semper Fi

AOL

#25 Jul 2, 2008
I was afraid the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' fashion sense would eventually go mainstream.

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Since: Mar 08

LONG BLACK TRAIN

#26 Jul 2, 2008
DILF wrote:
I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.
Oh well.........
try the baby dept.they have small sizes.we got some for our friends little baby the other day at wally world.

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Since: Mar 08

LONG BLACK TRAIN

#27 Jul 2, 2008
i wonder if his name was dapper dave[aka[diaper davy boy]OMGLMAO
blong

United States

#28 Jul 2, 2008
It's his old family cure for athlete's foot.
Psyche

West Palm Beach, FL

#29 Jul 2, 2008
Doesn't he know the Red Hot Chilli Peppers stopped doing that a long time ago?

“Enough Drama”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#30 Jul 2, 2008
If his genitals were covered I don't see why he had to be arrested? Was there a hole in the sock???
DILF

Huntington, NY

#31 Jul 2, 2008
dgshiner wrote:
If his genitals were covered I don't see why he had to be arrested? Was there a hole in the sock???
Maybe it was a babies sock and only covered the helmet?

“If The Shoe Fits”

Since: Feb 08

Medina, Ohio

#32 Jul 2, 2008
In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented, they tied a sock around their c*** and walked around contented.
Really

Little Rock, AR

#33 Jul 2, 2008
I use a 1970's tube sock. He was using an ankle sock for a 3 year old. If his dice were covered he can beat this. No pun intended.
Cris

Seattle, WA

#34 Jul 2, 2008
I'm glad he provided some entertainment for us, I'm tired of reading about brutal crimes, etc.

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Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Big Rock Candy Mtn.

#35 Jul 2, 2008
If it goes to trial, maybe they'll have him try it on. If the sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.
blong

United States

#36 Jul 2, 2008
Hmm...will there now be a label on certain sock brands that say "Sold for Prevention of Disease Only?"

Since: Apr 08

United States

#37 Jul 2, 2008
The rest of the story is that he'd been begging his wife for sex for days. She got tired of his whining and told him, "Put a sock on it!"

That's what his lawyer needs to say, and if the judge is a married man, the charges will be dropped immediately.

“ after the fire flowers grow”

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#38 Jul 2, 2008
good reason to put your foot down about wearing other peoples sock

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#39 Jul 2, 2008
What's worse, it left him with a 1/3 of a dose of athlete's 'foot'.
Salvadore Pizzeria

United States

#40 Jul 2, 2008
It was a simple misunderstanding. He held up a sock and said, "What do I put in this thing ? " Someone said, "You put a foot in it."
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He must have understood that to mean 12 inches.
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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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