Man charged for sock on genitals

Jul 2, 2008 Full story: www.app.com 244
A Florida man has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition after Fort Pierce police found him in his car Saturday with his pants undone and a sock over his genitals. Full Story
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“Yes, I do bite!!”

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Since: Jun 08

South Florida

#1 Jul 2, 2008
He was just trying them on, c'mon officer lol

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

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#2 Jul 2, 2008
Bababooeey wrote:
He was just trying them on, c'mon officer lol
He had two condoms...
...Guess where he wore em....

;-D

Since: Mar 08

East Berlin, CT

#3 Jul 2, 2008
$50,000 bond!? that must have been a worn out argyle.

“Yes, I do bite!!”

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Since: Jun 08

South Florida

#4 Jul 2, 2008
ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
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He had two condoms...
...Guess where he wore em....
;-D
He was "keistering" them? lol
blong

United States

#5 Jul 2, 2008
What? People are offended by his 'sock puppet'?

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

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#6 Jul 2, 2008
He thought he heard someone say "Put it in a sock." He later learned he was dislexic.

Since: Jun 08

Toledo, OH

#7 Jul 2, 2008
I guess he took the phrase "sock it to me" literally.

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

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#8 Jul 2, 2008
blong wrote:
What? People are offended by his 'sock puppet'?
He was playin' "Punchin' Judy"...

“....VETS”

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Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#9 Jul 2, 2008
you have three knees.. so why the fuss they were knee socks
skipper

United States

#10 Jul 2, 2008
was it a clean sock

mama always said make sure you have clean socks on if you get busted

“It's all about attitutde”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

Lilburn, GA

#11 Jul 2, 2008
in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
DILF

Medford, NY

#12 Jul 2, 2008
I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.

Oh well.........
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#13 Jul 2, 2008
That cop was on his "toes", but I think he was a "heel" to arrest this poor "sole".
DILF

Medford, NY

#14 Jul 2, 2008
Was his name Hugh Jenitills?

“Poke the bear at your own risk”

Since: Sep 07

Fort Lupton, CO

#15 Jul 2, 2008
JazzKeyz wrote:
in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
LOL Nice Cuz!:)

Since: Dec 07

Cleveland, TN

#16 Jul 2, 2008
when your feet are cold....you put socks on
when your hands are cold....you put gloves on
when your p*nis is cold....you use a tube sock
socks are so handy!!
blong

United States

#17 Jul 2, 2008
ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
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He was playin' "Punchin' Judy"...
..Or "Spankin' Hank"
Quis Contra

United States

#18 Jul 2, 2008
He can get off on if he's well endowed.
If it's at least twelve inches, he can tell the judge that it's technically a foot.
mee

United States

#19 Jul 2, 2008
DILF wrote:
I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.
Oh well.........
Oh you must have tried a regular sock, try on Barbies it should fit well!

“It's all about attitutde”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

Lilburn, GA

#20 Jul 2, 2008
The Iggy wrote:
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LOL Nice Cuz!:)
Hey Sweetie, Hiya doin...
Check out what I said about you of the dead in denver thread, LOL

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