Man charged for sock on genitals

Jul 2, 2008 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: www.app.com

A Florida man has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition after Fort Pierce police found him in his car Saturday with his pants undone and a sock over his genitals.
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He was just trying them on, c'mon officer lol

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Bababooeey wrote:
He was just trying them on, c'mon officer lol
He had two condoms...
...Guess where he wore em....

;-D

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$50,000 bond!? that must have been a worn out argyle.

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ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
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He had two condoms...
...Guess where he wore em....
;-D
He was "keistering" them? lol
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What? People are offended by his 'sock puppet'?

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He thought he heard someone say "Put it in a sock." He later learned he was dislexic.

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Jul 2, 2008
 
I guess he took the phrase "sock it to me" literally.

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blong wrote:
What? People are offended by his 'sock puppet'?
He was playin' "Punchin' Judy"...

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you have three knees.. so why the fuss they were knee socks
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was it a clean sock

mama always said make sure you have clean socks on if you get busted

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in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
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I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.

Oh well.........
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That cop was on his "toes", but I think he was a "heel" to arrest this poor "sole".
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Was his name Hugh Jenitills?

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JazzKeyz wrote:
in days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers werent invented
around their cocks
they tied their socks
and babies were prevented
LOL Nice Cuz!:)

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when your feet are cold....you put socks on
when your hands are cold....you put gloves on
when your p*nis is cold....you use a tube sock
socks are so handy!!
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ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
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He was playin' "Punchin' Judy"...
..Or "Spankin' Hank"
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He can get off on if he's well endowed.
If it's at least twelve inches, he can tell the judge that it's technically a foot.
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DILF wrote:
I tried..... I can't get a sock to fit.
Oh well.........
Oh you must have tried a regular sock, try on Barbies it should fit well!

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LOL Nice Cuz!:)
Hey Sweetie, Hiya doin...
Check out what I said about you of the dead in denver thread, LOL

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