Man Arrested For Naked Masturbation Session Inside Walmart Women's Bathroom

Nov 22, 2013 Full story: The Smoking Gun 41

An Oklahoma man was arrested yesterday for allegedly masturbating in the women's bathroom at a Tulsa Walmart, a solo act that Customer Beth Davis told police that she entered the restroom yesterday morning and found a nude man pleasuring himself in front of the mirror.

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Depth Charges

Medford, NY

#21 Nov 22, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>You mean they prefer shopping to flopping?
Plopping.....actually.

But yes.
dew4794

Rochester, NY

#22 Nov 22, 2013
He misunderstood "self-check out."
I Washed With What

Medford, NY

#23 Nov 22, 2013
...and you "thought" that was liquid soap coming out of the dispenser........

8-|
master bater

Cape Coral, FL

#24 Nov 22, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
How did he get naked?
he took his clothes off stupid

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#26 Nov 22, 2013
Depth Charges wrote:
<quoted text>
Plopping.....actually.
But yes.
A bit too graphic for this family thread. Stick with the naked pervert (not literally of course).
wondering

Harrisburg, IL

#27 Nov 22, 2013
he wuz jus loping his mule
bert1725

United States

#28 Nov 22, 2013
Well did she let him finish before she called a cop

“vote your heart/conscience but”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#29 Nov 22, 2013
....one should always keep ones socks on.....otherwise the act is soooooo gauche.......

“... puttin on ...”

Since: Aug 08

... da union suit ...

#30 Nov 22, 2013
... how much for a good gauche these daze ...???

“vote your heart/conscience but”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#31 Nov 22, 2013
....shuddup an' lemme borry yer sokz.......

“... puttin on ...”

Since: Aug 08

... da union suit ...

#32 Nov 22, 2013
... the rite one ... oar the left one ???

“vote your heart/conscience but”

Since: Jun 08

....re-elect no one.......

#33 Nov 22, 2013
...either....i'll just shove bof' my feetz in it.....

“... puttin on ...”

Since: Aug 08

... da union suit ...

#34 Nov 22, 2013
... takeum both and use one fur a hat ... see ifin ya can shove bofoa yur heads in it ...

“Better Dead than red!”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#35 Nov 23, 2013
Even looks like a perv.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#36 Nov 23, 2013
somebody tell this guy that masturbating in the women's room is the type of behavior that is only acceptable in Florida.
Maryjane

Allentown, PA

#37 Nov 23, 2013
Stop this man, stop that man, he has a loaded weapon. lol

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#38 Nov 23, 2013
Did he came?
dew4794

Rochester, NY

#39 Nov 23, 2013
You should know what goes on in the men's bathroom. "Larry Craig. Paging Congressman Craig."
Sterkfontein Swartkrans

Warrington, PA

#42 Nov 23, 2013
This is a good opportunity to recycle those old Pee Wee Herman jokes!
Danu

Ashburn, VA

#43 Nov 23, 2013
Girls and auntys sex fan call msg me 0755070145

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