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Man Arrested For Naked Masturbation Session Inside Walmart Women's Bathroom

There are 41 comments on the The Smoking Gun story from Nov 22, 2013, titled Man Arrested For Naked Masturbation Session Inside Walmart Women's Bathroom. In it, The Smoking Gun reports that:

An Oklahoma man was arrested yesterday for allegedly masturbating in the women's bathroom at a Tulsa Walmart, a solo act that Customer Beth Davis told police that she entered the restroom yesterday morning and found a nude man pleasuring himself in front of the mirror.

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Depth Charges

Huntington, NY

#21 Nov 22, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>You mean they prefer shopping to flopping?
Plopping.....actually.

But yes.
dew4794

Rochester, NY

#22 Nov 22, 2013
He misunderstood "self-check out."
I Washed With What

Huntington, NY

#23 Nov 22, 2013
...and you "thought" that was liquid soap coming out of the dispenser........

8-|
master bater

Cape Coral, FL

#24 Nov 22, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
How did he get naked?
he took his clothes off stupid

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#26 Nov 22, 2013
Depth Charges wrote:
<quoted text>
Plopping.....actually.
But yes.
A bit too graphic for this family thread. Stick with the naked pervert (not literally of course).
wondering

Carrier Mills, IL

#27 Nov 22, 2013
he wuz jus loping his mule
bert1725

United States

#28 Nov 22, 2013
Well did she let him finish before she called a cop

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#29 Nov 22, 2013
....one should always keep ones socks on.....otherwise the act is soooooo gauche.......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#30 Nov 22, 2013
... how much for a good gauche these daze ...???

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#31 Nov 22, 2013
....shuddup an' lemme borry yer sokz.......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#32 Nov 22, 2013
... the rite one ... oar the left one ???

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#33 Nov 22, 2013
...either....i'll just shove bof' my feetz in it.....

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#34 Nov 22, 2013
... takeum both and use one fur a hat ... see ifin ya can shove bofoa yur heads in it ...

“Better Dead than red!”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#35 Nov 23, 2013
Even looks like a perv.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#36 Nov 23, 2013
somebody tell this guy that masturbating in the women's room is the type of behavior that is only acceptable in Florida.
Maryjane

Bethlehem, PA

#37 Nov 23, 2013
Stop this man, stop that man, he has a loaded weapon. lol

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#38 Nov 23, 2013
Did he came?
dew4794

Rochester, NY

#39 Nov 23, 2013
You should know what goes on in the men's bathroom. "Larry Craig. Paging Congressman Craig."
Sterkfontein Swartkrans

Doylestown, PA

#42 Nov 23, 2013
This is a good opportunity to recycle those old Pee Wee Herman jokes!
Danu

Ashburn, VA

#43 Nov 23, 2013
Girls and auntys sex fan call msg me 0755070145

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