"Most \\ absurd // post on Topix toda...

"Most \\ absurd // post on Topix today...

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“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#1 Feb 22, 2014
preposterous, ridiculous, ludicrous, farcical, laughable, risible, idiotic, stupid, foolish, silly, inane, imbecilic, insane, harebrained, cockamamie

inane - "don't constantly badger people with inane questions"
In The Running

Dayton, OH

#2 Feb 22, 2014
The PhillyFag is definitely in the running...
Fundies R Mentally ill wrote:
<quoted text>
No, you are clearly obsessed with all things (male) homosexual.
I am marginally obsessed with closet case, sexually sick, homophobic bigots, especially of the christianist kind.
I know you are too illiterate to read post #2 for the tired pun about San Fran and to understand the gender-anxious post itself. All you know is I replied, and for an obsessed closet case, that's enough to know.
Fundies R Mentally ill wrote:
<quoted text>
"Sex and gender" are two separate things on your birth certificate, apparently.
As I said, there's something going on with you in that sense...although I think it's the usual dynamic of a nominally str8 identified male being insecure about his sexuality in general. That's always where the homophobia comes from.
Fundies R Mentally ill wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, we know "curious" doesn't begin to account for your interest.
That "dude" (or whatever that THING is...) is fond of calling everyone a "homophobe" (a made-up libtard word that means absolutely nothing) and accusing anyone who disagrees with him/her/IT of being obsessed with gay sex, when EVERY SINGLE ONE of its posts are pertaining to such. I wonder if IT ever successfully joined the Taliban like IT seemed to want to?

In other words, what a douchenugget...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3 Feb 22, 2014
Watch his nose 'grow'!
http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/03...

Anything this man(?) says - figure the opposite!
Bounty Hunter

Los Angeles, CA

#4 Feb 22, 2014
^^^^

That post there by HH/Terry is the hands down winner.

Keep showing everyone what a racist POS you are, Terry.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#5 Feb 22, 2014
In The Running wrote:
The PhillyFag is definitely in the running...
<quoted text>
<quoted text>
<quoted text>
That "dude" (or whatever that THING is...) is fond of calling everyone a "homophobe" (a made-up libtard word that means absolutely nothing) and accusing anyone who disagrees with him/her/IT of being obsessed with gay sex, when EVERY SINGLE ONE of its posts are pertaining to such. I wonder if IT ever successfully joined the Taliban like IT seemed to want to?
In other words, what a douchenugget...
It does seem to act...well...much like a zombie..!!!

0FF TOPIC

Jackson, MO

#6 Feb 22, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
Princess Hey..STAND YOUR GROUND Chick!!!

WHO THE FREAK...Knows WHOOOO anybody Is on these Threads..We May Be Chatting w/The Prez's WH Secretary on her Lunch Hour... AND she is SNOOPING...to see WHAT is being SAID about him.... BROWN NOSER!!

WHATEVER!!

We All Visit here to Laugh and Play.. a break from the STRESS of the REAL WORLD!!!

And...Hooooosier...YOU owe me a Jug of Moonshine... YOU didn't PARTY at The Night Owl Saloon Last Night!! Hanging Out w/Adrian Devine Again??. STALKING Chicks..While Sunbathing!!
This Forum Offbeat/Weird...of Topix and ALL it's other Forums..are Displayed Here .for ONE PURPOSE ONLY!! That is for Your ENTERTAINMENT!!

YOU, the VIEWER may Read and Post.. YOUR CHOICE!! Social Media HAS Replaced..The Family Dinner Table Conversations... Like, WHO has the TIME to visit Anyone these days or can afford the GAS to visit Ma and Pa???

SO NEWBIES... NO PERSONAL INFO..this FORUM and the Others are a STAGED PRODUCTION.... aka FANTASY!!
ENJOY Your MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!!

Princess Hey..YOU ROCK CHICK!!
;)
If there had been a reward Hoosier, I would have stepped it up a bit.


LET THE SHOW BEGIN AGAIN.. step right up .. one and all.
WHO the heck is this brand new poster?

Who is WEIRD with me NOW?

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#7 Feb 22, 2014
0FF TOPIC wrote:
<quoted text>
If there had been a reward Hoosier, I would have stepped it up a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =xtAlzo_pqysXX
LET THE SHOW BEGIN AGAIN.. step right up .. one and all.
WHO the heck is this brand new poster?
Who is WEIRD with me NOW?
...she ain't new...
Independent

United States

#8 Feb 22, 2014
From where I sit, there are still 8 hours to decide.

But I have seen some doozies out there today.

:^`/

“Well,...Whatcha Waitin' For?”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Settling Old Scores

#9 Feb 22, 2014
Hell,...That Could Be Any One Post Of A Million
Hmmm

Jackson, MO

#10 Feb 22, 2014
Today ...?

I don't focus on them .. anymore. Though they do have a way of sneaking up on ya when you least expect it. ;)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#11 Feb 22, 2014
Here Ya Go ROCKERS!!
Just NOT the SAME...The OOOPA..Just AIN'T What IT USED to BE...
MEANING..Since OFFBEAT got a NAME CHANGE..to WEIRD.
AND..I DID The SAME.. Changed My NAME..from COLORADO CHICK to PETAL POWER..
IT just AIN'T ROCKIN' for ME.. Anymore..More of a WIMPAZZ state..
So, INDIES ROCK ON..IW..LPW!!
GELL YEAH!!
ROCK ON ROCKERS!!
;)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#12 Feb 22, 2014
YIKES!!

HELL yeah!!

TYPO!!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#13 Feb 24, 2014
Topix History:
Topix.net is a discussion board website. Topix LLC, the controlling company, has its headquarters in Palo Alto, California.

Topix began as a news aggregator which categorizes news stories by topic and geography. It was created by Bryn Dole, Rich Skrenta, Bob Truel, Tom Markson, Mike Markson and Chris Tolles, many of whom founded the Open Directory Project. In March 2005, the Knight Ridder (later taken over by The McClatchy Company), Tribune Company and Gannett media companies purchased a 75% share of the company.
On April 1, 2007, it acquired the topix.com domain name and invited volunteers to edit the topics of their choice, on top of over 100 journalists and editors from various newspapers already signed up. Some time in 2012 they took that volunteer edit option away without any communication to the thousands of volunteers.

Topix went on to create a community news editing platform, and popular forum system, allowing users to comment on news articles and the goings on of local communities. Topix also created forums, organized by locality as well as by subject matter, which allow visitors to post comments whether or not they are relevant to a particular news story.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#14 Feb 24, 2014
The VIKING one..is a Runner-Up w/ Who Do Ya Miss???
Independent

United States

#15 Feb 24, 2014
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T3T95DL...
Spirit67_ wrote:
I can thank my topix family if I want! Quit being so jealous, you act like you are coming down with something yourself!
Pretty absurd to believe anyone would be jealous of a frog.
Especially a whiny frog.

:^`D

Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#16 Feb 25, 2014
Not today ...before.
GMGMIKE wrote:
... ecetera stop pm'ing me ...ugly dude ... smelly dude ... i'wait till the audience votes on a choice ... duh ... yur a real assclown diid you think i'd open the pdf file ...nice try i bet you'll a almost from ll off your quickie ... you really should have an extra quickie cushion ...
Schoolboy lies.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#17 Feb 26, 2014
The story behind the thread>>

'Man says sex with pizza burned his penis'

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