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Anonomuss

Reading, PA

#171 Jul 27, 2014
Embarrassing wrote:
How do I explain getting it stuck in the shampoo bottle?
Just tell the doc this was the best way to get inbetween the wrinkles, my wife inspects it to make sure it's squeeky clean.

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#172 Jul 28, 2014
someone forgot to flush.....

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#173 Jul 28, 2014
What Shade to paint it in the Autumn???
King of the thrown

Flossmoor, IL

#174 Jul 28, 2014
I'll tell ya....
When I'm takin a dump, I FLUSH as I go, so the shit goes right down the pipe.......no smell to linger
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It's all in the timing.......ya gotta know the precise time to hit the handle........but sometimes you'll get that stuborn ' hanger '
ROTF
King of the thrown

Flossmoor, IL

#175 Jul 28, 2014
stubborn

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

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#176 Jul 29, 2014
Careful sly, now's not a good time to drop the Hots in your lap.

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#177 Jul 30, 2014
shall I shave there?...hummm

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Morristown

#178 Jul 30, 2014
Weird al rubbing my body down with butter.

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#179 Jul 30, 2014
Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

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#180 Jul 31, 2014
thinking about way too much...

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#181 Aug 4, 2014
Hoping my Vacation Hotel has Charmin Bath Tissue!!

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#182 Aug 5, 2014
Getting low on tissue..Better add that to my grocery list.
Jesse Pinkman

Blue Springs, MO

#183 Aug 5, 2014
Calculating how long it will take to drop the load and navigate down the sewer canal,...

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#184 Tuesday Sep 23
WHAT I FORGOT..at the Grocery Store!;

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