what do you think about in the bathroom?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#150 Aug 1, 2011
roadrunner 7 wrote:
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I don't know about you, but I never learn from that one.
Nope. I had some more this evening. I may have to clear my calendar for tomorrow.
Sam

United States

#151 Aug 1, 2011
I think about the MASSIVE Geno..I mean TURD (same thing) that I'm about to impart on the local sewer system.
DILFuscious

Huntington, NY

#152 Aug 2, 2011
Maria MAria MARIA wrote:
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Even a low flush toilet needs over a gallon of water!! No way I can store that much for the important moment.:|
...and that's not even considering how good you are at aiming!!!!

8-|
Maria MAria MARIA

Demorest, GA

#153 Aug 2, 2011
DILFuscious wrote:
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...and that's not even considering how good you are at aiming!!!!
8-|
If I had stored a gallon or more the sheer force of pressure may make it possible for me to aim. Normally, not my forte!!

Level 9

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#154 Aug 2, 2011
Who's that out there jiggling the door knob?
Maria MAria MARIA

Demorest, GA

#155 Aug 2, 2011
whatimeisit wrote:
Who's that out there jiggling the door knob?
SORRY!!! I've been holding it for an entire day so that the darned toilet would flush!!!!
One Ply

Huntington, NY

#157 Aug 2, 2011
how did THAT get on my finger?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#158 Sep 13, 2012
On the sitter.Phone rings.Hubby answer the phone.It's for you he says..You reply..you know I'm in the bathroom.Why do you do these stupid things!! Want me tell them you will call back?.. Duh!!
Deuce Dropper

Huntington, NY

#159 Sep 13, 2012
I think about how much "my creation" looks like Marley.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#160 Jul 26, 2014
..I better put some paper here before I do my business.

“Cruising U.S.A.”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

General Motors

#161 Jul 26, 2014
Which hand should I wipe with,...

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#162 Jul 26, 2014
BUDGET...BUDGET .<sign>

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#163 Jul 27, 2014
You would not want to know...especially when I'm in the shower :o)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#164 Jul 27, 2014
That Cool Spider web..in the door Corner. WOW!!
Anonomuss

Reading, PA

#165 Jul 27, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
That Cool Spider web..in the door Corner. WOW!!
I will add to this, I always make sure that daddy long legger is safe high in his or her corner in the shower safe from the water before I start running the water. And I make sure the spider is safe when i'm finished with my shower. During winter months this is his or her home as it's too cold outside to put him out. During the spring and summer months sometimes I put the spider outside.

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#166 Jul 27, 2014
Take ma time when I shave so I don't cut myself
Anonomuss

Reading, PA

#167 Jul 27, 2014
I need a new flavor toothpaste.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#168 Jul 27, 2014
...updating the fixtures...
Embarrassing

Salt Lake City, UT

#169 Jul 27, 2014
How do I explain getting it stuck in the shampoo bottle?
Anonomuss

Reading, PA

#170 Jul 27, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
...updating the fixtures...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =fnguL3DwPaMXX
Now that's a bathroom! kinda lika a man-cave.

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