Elderly man unharmed after crashing c...

Elderly man unharmed after crashing car into pool

There are 16 comments on the The Modesto Bee story from Aug 17, 2014, titled Elderly man unharmed after crashing car into pool. In it, The Modesto Bee reports that:

Officers responded around 11:45 a.m. to a report in Altadena of a car crashing into a pool in the 2700 block of Scripps Place, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department told KNBC-TV.

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Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#1 Aug 17, 2014
For an ol geezer,he smart enough to flip flop his story and get away with it.....(most likely drunk)
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#2 Aug 17, 2014
Someone said.. Gramps. Its OK...go toward the pool..
Rev Don Wildmoan

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Aug 17, 2014
I'd say the next thing on the menu for this guy would be the dieving board.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#4 Aug 17, 2014
All he really wanted was one more breast stroke..
lucy

Trexlertown, PA

#5 Aug 17, 2014
justaguess wrote:
All he really wanted was one more breast stroke..
That was droll. You can't do better than that?

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#6 Aug 17, 2014
lucy wrote:
<quoted text>
That was droll. You can't do better than that?
At 85 the world is droll...whatdaya want..
lucy

Trexlertown, PA

#7 Aug 17, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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At 85 the world is droll...whatdaya want..
85 ? Is that your temperature ? Maybe you need to hang out at a desert to keep warm.
Rev Don Wildmoan

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Aug 17, 2014
lucy wrote:
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85 ? Is that your temperature ? Maybe you need to hang out at a desert to keep warm.
IQ, obviously.

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#9 Aug 18, 2014
Wa heyy.

Induct him into the old fashioned rock & roll hall of fame immediately.

For his next trick try him diving out of a palm tree... or what about giraffe wrangling... or even the hotel windo TV set shot put event.

Could also rig him up with an exploding codpiece for a party trick.

have a nice day: Ag
The Ponderer

Huntington, NY

#10 Aug 18, 2014
Why is it considered "crashing" into a pool? Really?

I tell you what.....If I could choose to "crash" my car into something it would BE A POOL.

A better way to describe this would be "Car comes to halt and sinks into pool".......or,or,or... "Car surfs into pool, old man hangs ten on steering wheel"......

I wonder if his Depends ballooned up really big when he hit the water?

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#11 Aug 18, 2014
Maybe his Viagra kicked in and his boner got stuck on the accelerator?

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#12 Aug 18, 2014
Pools are dangerous.
Al Birta

Huntington, NY

#13 Aug 20, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Pools are dangerous.
Yes yes, especially Edmonton gene pools.

Since: Feb 09

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#14 Aug 20, 2014
first rule of driving should be:
men should not play with the stick shift.

lol
Lacanada living

Huntington Beach, CA

#15 Aug 21, 2014
Such rude comments from ignorant minds. You can all be so lucky to get to his ripe old age! Have a little respect and empathy!

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#16 Aug 21, 2014
Lacanada living wrote:
Such rude comments from ignorant minds. You can all be so lucky to get to his ripe old age! Have a little respect and empathy!
quiet gramps!
lol
;)

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