Thieves make off with 2 tons of coffee

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In a heist that could fill the mother of all bottomless cups, thieves in Austria have made off with 2 tons of coffee.

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Session_Whine “Stupidity Leak” Level 5 Since: Sep 11 2,070 Woodsboro	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Apr 10, 2012 Coffee is definitely worth it.
Dr Stinko Hampton, VA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Apr 10, 2012 Unfortunately they only got about 50 yards before they gave out.
nathanielornamen t “Nirvana” Level 6 Since: Mar 12 3,718 London, UK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Apr 10, 2012 police are looking for jittery, shaking ppl buying lots of cream & sugar, quickly
Pope Nosferatu s Closet Philadelphia, PA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Apr 10, 2012 Judged: 3 2 2 As prosecutor I will argue that there are sufficient grounds to convict.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,565 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Apr 10, 2012 "What you need is a cup of my famous Joe."
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,565 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Apr 10, 2012 Judged: 1 They are gonna find themselves in the Maxwell Bighouse before long.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,565 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Apr 10, 2012 The cops need to stake out all the nearby dairies. There's a good chance they will strike again, soon.
Poor Juan Valdez Huntington, WV	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Apr 11, 2012 I do hope they left Poor Juan Valdez the donkey. Maybe now he will carry a gun. ' dh

Naughtyrobot Level 7 Since: Jan 11 4,655 Rochester, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Apr 11, 2012 I'm pouring it into a volcano with and making the world's biggest cup 'o coffee. 40 cups of coffee per pound x @4000lbs of coffee(US ton?)=@160,000 cups of coffee=@7,500gal of coffee. Which equals some 14,000 gallons of piss. I seem to piss twice as much as the coffee I drink.
Beautiful Black Molly “A woman without a man ......” Level 7 Since: Jun 11 5,402 is like a fish without a bike.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Apr 11, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Someone NEEDED a cup real bad!
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