Thieves make off with 2 tons of coffee

Thieves make off with 2 tons of coffee

There are 10 comments on the WTNH story from Apr 10, 2012, titled Thieves make off with 2 tons of coffee. In it, WTNH reports that:

In a heist that could fill the mother of all bottomless cups, thieves in Austria have made off with 2 tons of coffee.

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“Stupidity Leak”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11


#1 Apr 10, 2012
Coffee is definitely worth it.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#2 Apr 10, 2012
Unfortunately they only got about 50 yards before they gave out.


Level 6

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#3 Apr 10, 2012
police are looking for jittery, shaking ppl buying lots of cream & sugar, quickly
Pope Nosferatu s Closet

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Apr 10, 2012
As prosecutor I will argue that there are sufficient grounds to convict.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5 Apr 10, 2012
"What you need is a cup of my famous Joe."

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#6 Apr 10, 2012
They are gonna find themselves in the Maxwell Bighouse before long.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#7 Apr 10, 2012
The cops need to stake out all the nearby dairies. There's a good chance they will strike again, soon.
Poor Juan Valdez

Charleston, WV

#8 Apr 11, 2012
I do hope they left Poor Juan Valdez the donkey. Maybe now he will carry a gun.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#9 Apr 11, 2012
I'm pouring it into a volcano with and making the world's biggest cup 'o coffee. 40 cups of coffee per pound x @4000lbs of coffee(US ton?)[email protected],000 cups of [email protected],500gal of coffee. Which equals some 14,000 gallons of piss. I seem to piss twice as much as the coffee I drink.

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#10 Apr 11, 2012
Someone NEEDED a cup real bad!

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