Ohio Cowgirls Rocking Horse Club........

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#7069 Jun 11, 2013
Steevi wrote:
Good Morning RHC!
Well, I survived the bad storms that came thru the Nations capital last night but everything is wet and dreary today.:(
Coffee, Tea and Hot Cocoa are on and ready.
I hope everyone is doing well and you are keeping a smile on your face!:)
Good morning Steevi.
Hope the rain brings July flowers and makes the plants happy.
The usual for me, thanks.

>From my email this morning- a bar joke, there's no blondes around, right?

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, as you are blind, that you should know five things…

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..

3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler..

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.”

No ear twacking Sally- BROWN, you have hair, and it's brown, right?

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#7070 Jun 11, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Good Morning friends,
Wow, another week has got away from me. I hope you are all well and enjoying the warmer weather.
Have a great one!!:)
Good morning. You have a good week too, keep the line tight, and they don't get away as much.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7071 Jun 11, 2013
LMAO Fisherman, that was a good one!

Here's your usual

(Slides a coffee in a togo cup in front of ya)

Have an excellent day out on the water!

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7072 Jun 12, 2013
Today has started out sunny but a storm is comming.
I hope all thoes in it's path stay safe!

Coffee, Tea and Hot Cocoa are on, help yourselves!

Ya'll take care and no matter what happens, keep smiling!:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7073 Jun 12, 2013
Good Morning friends.

It's suppose to get really nasty here in Ohio later today. They are already talking about high winds and tornados...

Like Steev says everyone take care and be safe..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#7074 Jun 12, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Good Morning friends.
It's suppose to get really nasty here in Ohio later today. They are already talking about high winds and tornados...
Like Steev says everyone take care and be safe..
... while cleaning out a lot of junk around the house i found a small tin box that i kept my extra special stuff in ... mickey mantel base-ball card ... notre dame patch ... a shooter marble ... and three buckeyes ... bout fifty yeaars old now ... still in tack and no signs of shrinkage ... i'll send you one for luck ...

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7075 Jun 12, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... while cleaning out a lot of junk around the house i found a small tin box that i kept my extra special stuff in ... mickey mantel base-ball card ... notre dame patch ... a shooter marble ... and three buckeyes ... bout fifty yeaars old now ... still in tack and no signs of shrinkage ... i'll send you one for luck ...
Hello GM,

That would be awesome and very sweet.

Thank you..:)

You should stop by more often..

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7076 Jun 13, 2013
Good morning RHC!

Storms comming through the nations capital in a few hours. I hope everyone is safe from this which has rolled through the heartland.

OC I hope you are safe and hope to see you here today!

Coffee, Tea and Hot Cocoa are on and ready, help yourselves!

A smile on your face will keep the sun in your heart!:) So keep smiling!!!!!:)

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#7077 Jun 13, 2013
Steevi wrote:
Good morning RHC!
Storms comming through the nations capital in a few hours. I hope everyone is safe from this which has rolled through the heartland.
OC I hope you are safe and hope to see you here today!
Coffee, Tea and Hot Cocoa are on and ready, help yourselves!
A smile on your face will keep the sun in your heart!:) So keep smiling!!!!!:)
Good morning Steevi and everybody.
The news is full of severe storms lately!
I'll get a coffee.
It looks like you and Cowgirl had better baton down the hatches.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7078 Jun 13, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning Steevi and everybody.
The news is full of severe storms lately!
I'll get a coffee.
It looks like you and Cowgirl had better baton down the hatches.
The boss has gotten the worst of it so far. I havn't heard from her and I hope she is ok!

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7079 Jun 13, 2013
We are starting to get battered by the storms.

I will not be here tomorrow but will be back on monday if the good lord allows!

Take care everyone and have a great weekend!

Don't forget to keep smiling!!!!:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7080 Jun 14, 2013
Good Morning Friends,

A beautiful day in Ohio today after a scarey couple of days.

Steev I hope you're safe.

Refreshments on the bar and I brought in a special breakfast cassarole and my famous warm soft muffins for all you dads.

Wishing you a wonderful Happy Fathers Day weekend!!!:)

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7081 Jun 17, 2013
It's monday and I am no worse for wear.

made it through a turbulat few days of weather but came out unscathed.

Great to see you doing well OC! Sure would like a couple of them muffins today!:)

Coffee, tea and Hot Cocoa are on and ready, help yourselves!

Ya'll smile! Life is good as long as ya have your friends!:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7082 Jun 17, 2013
Good Afternoon,

I hope all you dads had a great weekend.

Had a huge campout at my farm this weekend, great food, good music, lots of alcohol...games, etc. The rain held off till Sunday..

I'm tired...:)

Happy Monday!!

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7083 Jun 17, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Good Afternoon,
I hope all you dads had a great weekend.
Had a huge campout at my farm this weekend, great food, good music, lots of alcohol...games, etc. The rain held off till Sunday..
I'm tired...:)
Happy Monday!!
Great to see you back and safe boss!:)
Glad you had a good time ths past weekend!:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7084 Jun 17, 2013
Steevi wrote:
<quoted text>
Great to see you back and safe boss!:)
Glad you had a good time ths past weekend!:)
Alittle tired, alittle dehydrated, alittle burnt but I'm good.

Thank you..:)

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7085 Jun 17, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text>
Alittle tired, alittle dehydrated, alittle burnt but I'm good.
Thank you..:)
You are welcome!!1 :)

Here is a tall ice cold sweet tea just for you to help with that dehydration!:)
(Slides a frosty glass of tea in front of ya)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7086 Jun 17, 2013
Steevi wrote:
<quoted text>
You are welcome!!1 :)
Here is a tall ice cold sweet tea just for you to help with that dehydration!:)
(Slides a frosty glass of tea in front of ya)
Thank you, thank you!!

And I have a bowl of watermelon in front of me.soooooooo good and juicey.

Do you like melons?

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#7087 Jun 17, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you, thank you!!
And I have a bowl of watermelon in front of me.soooooooo good and juicey.
Do you like melons?
heck yeah! You offerin??? lol

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#7088 Jun 17, 2013
Steevi wrote:
<quoted text>
heck yeah! You offerin??? lol
LOL, Watermelon, cantalope, mushmelon,Honeydew, or hey mister you better behave yourself!!!!

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