Good morning Steevi.Good Morning RHC!
Well, I survived the bad storms that came thru the Nations capital last night but everything is wet and dreary today.:(
Coffee, Tea and Hot Cocoa are on and ready.
I hope everyone is doing well and you are keeping a smile on your face!:)
Hope the rain brings July flowers and makes the plants happy.
The usual for me, thanks.
>From my email this morning- a bar joke, there's no blondes around, right?
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, as you are blind, that you should know five things…
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..
3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler..
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.”
No ear twacking Sally- BROWN, you have hair, and it's brown, right?