“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#89 Mar 4, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
....yeah....NO MONEY NO HONEY........
Ummmm....who wants to get the shit stung out them by bees? Ya know~
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#90 Mar 4, 2013
Where are you looking? If you go to a bar, you get a bar ho, if you go to church you get someone who is or acts religions. So, where are you looking? And, do you exude quiet confidence, which women love, or do you come across as desperate, or worse yet, creepy? Do you have any real friends who are women who you can trust to give you honest feedback on why you are having trouble? There are some good women out there but you have to be careful. The last thing you need is a Anna Nicole Smith bar ho spending all your hard earned money. Maybe volunteer for a local charity or some other type of volunteering. You have to change your routine to find someone. Good luck to you.

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#91 Mar 5, 2013
For me, the most difficult part about being single was having to find my way to work from a different direction every morning.
chaz bono

Los Angeles, CA

#92 Mar 5, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
e-mail me.
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#94 Mar 5, 2013
I would rather be with a man who was poor as a Church mouse than one who was rich and had no clue how to use his money for good. I think those who think money is a cure all are so off base. It is an end to a means and can not make people love you. They will USE you and take advantage of you,lie,cheat and do what ever they can think of to get it and go.
The only person you ever have to please is YOU. Every one else takes a back seat. You have to know your mind and what you want out of life. You are the only one who can get it and make goals to have a better life.
No one wants to be pulled down by a LEACH. No one wants a user around their neck or some one begging for every thing under the sun and not appreciating it.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#95 Mar 5, 2013
Nursingmommys5 wrote:
I would rather be with a man who was poor as a Church mouse than one who was rich and had no clue how to use his money for good. I think those who think money is a cure all are so off base. It is an end to a means and can not make people love you. They will USE you and take advantage of you,lie,cheat and do what ever they can think of to get it and go.
The only person you ever have to please is YOU. Every one else takes a back seat. You have to know your mind and what you want out of life. You are the only one who can get it and make goals to have a better life.
No one wants to be pulled down by a LEACH. No one wants a user around their neck or some one begging for every thing under the sun and not appreciating it.
So what you're saying is, no one wants harley? I agree.

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Since: Jan 11

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#96 Mar 6, 2013
You could try picking a nice name out of the phone book, call them, and breathe really heavy into the phone without saying a word. Women find this very romantic, they get so excited they call the police to brag about it.
Mail order brides are another good option, just make sure they poke holes in the shipping container.

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#97 Mar 6, 2013
I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.

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#99 Mar 6, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.
Lol! Also possible that a few women are having sex with hundreds of guys or some of those guys are having sex with guys...

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#100 Mar 6, 2013
There is always the bestiality option too.(not my personal choice, and yes, I Will judge you!) There are probably still a few states where it is not specifically illegal, yet. Horses seem to be popular lately. Just sayin'

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#101 Mar 6, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
There is always the bestiality option too.(not my personal choice, and yes, I Will judge you!) There are probably still a few states where it is not specifically illegal, yet. Horses seem to be popular lately. Just sayin'
Now that is a hard act to follow!!! How do I top that ^^^^^^????

You are the King of Funny Mr. Naughtyrobot!!!!!

“Looks Good To Me”

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#102 Mar 6, 2013
If you got the money honey, I got the time.
Message me.

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#103 Mar 6, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
Ok! Mr. Looking whats you're deal? You say all these things ^^^ about yourself. Are you a bum? A bum can have money. Are you a jerk? Whats the give? Everyone has one whats your deal? Really! What is it?

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#104 Mar 7, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
Now that is a hard act to follow!!! How do I top that ^^^^^^????
You are the King of Funny Mr. Naughtyrobot!!!!!
Top it with whipped cream, or just a whip. Thanks Mustang Sally, you're not so bad yourself.

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#105 Mar 7, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Top it with whipped cream, or just a whip. Thanks Mustang Sally, you're not so bad yourself.
What? Who are you to say anything about Little Miss. Sally!!! You better just Sally up.....I mean Saddle up and ..........What?

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#106 Mar 8, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.
Unless the woman is a psychic, then she knows him already.

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#107 Mar 8, 2013
My buddy separates women into two categories:

1) Those he would sleep with

2) Guys

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#108 Mar 9, 2013
Relationships are a lot like jigsaw puzzles; they take time, patience, trial, error and sometimes great frustration to find out what will work.

Then a little kid comes along and messes anything up.

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#109 Mar 9, 2013
Just two words:......International Dating......

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#110 Mar 9, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
Just two words:......International Dating......
The odds are good but the goods are odd.

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