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“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Go Blue Forever wrote:
....yeah....NO MONEY NO HONEY........
Ummmm....who wants to get the shit stung out them by bees? Ya know~
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Where are you looking? If you go to a bar, you get a bar ho, if you go to church you get someone who is or acts religions. So, where are you looking? And, do you exude quiet confidence, which women love, or do you come across as desperate, or worse yet, creepy? Do you have any real friends who are women who you can trust to give you honest feedback on why you are having trouble? There are some good women out there but you have to be careful. The last thing you need is a Anna Nicole Smith bar ho spending all your hard earned money. Maybe volunteer for a local charity or some other type of volunteering. You have to change your routine to find someone. Good luck to you.

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For me, the most difficult part about being single was having to find my way to work from a different direction every morning.
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Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
e-mail me.
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I would rather be with a man who was poor as a Church mouse than one who was rich and had no clue how to use his money for good. I think those who think money is a cure all are so off base. It is an end to a means and can not make people love you. They will USE you and take advantage of you,lie,cheat and do what ever they can think of to get it and go.
The only person you ever have to please is YOU. Every one else takes a back seat. You have to know your mind and what you want out of life. You are the only one who can get it and make goals to have a better life.
No one wants to be pulled down by a LEACH. No one wants a user around their neck or some one begging for every thing under the sun and not appreciating it.
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Nursingmommys5 wrote:
I would rather be with a man who was poor as a Church mouse than one who was rich and had no clue how to use his money for good. I think those who think money is a cure all are so off base. It is an end to a means and can not make people love you. They will USE you and take advantage of you,lie,cheat and do what ever they can think of to get it and go.
The only person you ever have to please is YOU. Every one else takes a back seat. You have to know your mind and what you want out of life. You are the only one who can get it and make goals to have a better life.
No one wants to be pulled down by a LEACH. No one wants a user around their neck or some one begging for every thing under the sun and not appreciating it.
So what you're saying is, no one wants harley? I agree.

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You could try picking a nice name out of the phone book, call them, and breathe really heavy into the phone without saying a word. Women find this very romantic, they get so excited they call the police to brag about it.
Mail order brides are another good option, just make sure they poke holes in the shipping container.

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I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.

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I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.
Lol! Also possible that a few women are having sex with hundreds of guys or some of those guys are having sex with guys...

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There is always the bestiality option too.(not my personal choice, and yes, I Will judge you!) There are probably still a few states where it is not specifically illegal, yet. Horses seem to be popular lately. Just sayin'

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There is always the bestiality option too.(not my personal choice, and yes, I Will judge you!) There are probably still a few states where it is not specifically illegal, yet. Horses seem to be popular lately. Just sayin'
Now that is a hard act to follow!!! How do I top that ^^^^^^????

You are the King of Funny Mr. Naughtyrobot!!!!!

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If you got the money honey, I got the time.
Message me.

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Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
Ok! Mr. Looking whats you're deal? You say all these things ^^^ about yourself. Are you a bum? A bum can have money. Are you a jerk? Whats the give? Everyone has one whats your deal? Really! What is it?

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Sally Brown wrote:
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Now that is a hard act to follow!!! How do I top that ^^^^^^????
You are the King of Funny Mr. Naughtyrobot!!!!!
Top it with whipped cream, or just a whip. Thanks Mustang Sally, you're not so bad yourself.

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Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Top it with whipped cream, or just a whip. Thanks Mustang Sally, you're not so bad yourself.
What? Who are you to say anything about Little Miss. Sally!!! You better just Sally up.....I mean Saddle up and ..........What?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I thought about this thread when I read in this morning's paper that men are more likely than women to have sex with a stranger, and thought that if the man is having sex with a women he's just met, then the women is having sex with a man she's just met... which means women are just as likely to have sex with a stranger.
Unless the woman is a psychic, then she knows him already.

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My buddy separates women into two categories:

1) Those he would sleep with

2) Guys

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Relationships are a lot like jigsaw puzzles; they take time, patience, trial, error and sometimes great frustration to find out what will work.

Then a little kid comes along and messes anything up.

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Just two words:......International Dating......

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Go Blue Forever wrote:
Just two words:......International Dating......
The odds are good but the goods are odd.

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