“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#69 Mar 4, 2013
Why don t you wrote:
<quoted text>Get over YOURself? No one said that to you.
No one said any thing to you at all...invisible...unregistered ...hiding behind gray wall poster

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#70 Mar 4, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...actually I was here to jerk miss HH's chain...hate to say it but think the old catchers mitt stands a better chance of gettin layed than Looking from Yorktown does...
Here you go:

When two folk have sex. Is called a twosome.
When three folk have sex. Is called a threesome.
When one folk has sex. Is called a 'handsome'.

(So we are in agreement. The creator of this thread ...is called 'handsome'.) Enjoy your day, Baker Man.

* Baby, I could give a rats ass about proper English at the moment. But others might. Is spelled: laid.
mc

Danielson, CT

#71 Mar 4, 2013
Just visit http://astore.amazon.com/sextoysuperstore-20
And get all the equipment you need to satisfy yourself! It's cheaper and more efficient.

Since: Feb 13

Birkenhead

#72 Mar 4, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>you did??

skint in scouse means I have no money.... lol
Red or Blue?

Since: Feb 13

Birkenhead

#73 Mar 4, 2013
If you can't get your leg over in this day and age,You either weigh more than your age,are Rocky Dennis's ugly brother or have no personality.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#74 Mar 4, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
Skip human ladies and go straight for a Robot Lady! They come with instructions so you can press all the right buttons. You can order the perfect one. You just can't take her swimming, ask me how I know.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#75 Mar 4, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Skip human ladies and go straight for a Robot Lady! They come with instructions so you can press all the right buttons. You can order the perfect one. You just can't take her swimming, ask me how I know.
If she has big enough plastic boobs, just get some oars and paddle her around.

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

United States

#76 Mar 4, 2013
If you're rich, should be no problem getting to Nevada.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#77 Mar 4, 2013
Neal P wrote:
<quoted text>
Red or Blue?
neither... can't stand football or footballers for that matter....

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#78 Mar 4, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
neither... can't stand football or footballers for that matter....
are you a dart shooter ... bought some black widows split a flite shaft on the very second dart ..fast $100 for that night

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#79 Mar 4, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Skip human ladies and go straight for a Robot Lady! They come with instructions so you can press all the right buttons. You can order the perfect one. You just can't take her swimming, ask me how I know.
How do you know how ????????

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#80 Mar 4, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Skip human ladies and go straight for a Robot Lady! They come with instructions so you can press all the right buttons. You can order the perfect one. You just can't take her swimming, ask me how I know.
lol
American Man

Hampton, VA

#81 Mar 4, 2013
Never marry an American woman, PERIOD********** It is not a curse but a blessing you are in your 40s and youthful and haven't made the 2 to 3 divorces from American woman who are all for money. My advise, find a Phillipino, Mexican or other, who have NOT been Americanized or American educated. Those USA women looklike 70 yr old hags by the time they are 30, just from trying to work like a man at the shipyard.
American Man(Yes, the originial poster)

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#82 Mar 4, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
How do you know how ????????
I got one without the water-proofing. She was always nagging and she "accidently" fell into the pool and the pool ladder was missing for some reason. The wet battery indicator(like a cell phone) screwed me over for the insurance.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#83 Mar 4, 2013
I'm sorry you can't find anyone but at least your not playing this over and over because of a heart break!!!!!

&fe ature=player_detailpage
Dr Pol

Medford, NY

#84 Mar 4, 2013
Have you tried climbing into a dead horse carcass? Chicks did guys who do that. You are in Florida right?

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#85 Mar 4, 2013
This is proof that you can seemingly have it all... but if you have a unibrow..and dreadlocks growing out of your ears,,,its a dealbreaker....

hey! I need to post this over on the dealbreaker thread.
!!!!!!!!!!
NatalieWouldnt_f loat

San Diego, CA

#86 Mar 4, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I got one without the water-proofing. She was always nagging and she "accidently" fell into the pool and the pool ladder was missing for some reason. The wet battery indicator(like a cell phone) screwed me over for the insurance.
Wow that's what Robert said.
debbie

Newnan, GA

#87 Mar 4, 2013
love makes the world go round but money greases the wheel

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#88 Mar 4, 2013
....yeah....NO MONEY NO HONEY........

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