Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#21 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
a gal I dated for a couple of years was , for real [44 32 36]
she dressed to enhance , at 1st it was hard to go out because , if I went to restroom , someone would be there in my seat...
then I told her get all the free drinks you can handle , because she always left with me ....
lol..... well at least you won.....

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#22 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
lol..... well at least you won.....
in the long run . the woman I married was the gal of everyday life

she dressed to make me proud/ she care when I hurt/ she laughed when I laughed/ she made love to me as I did her , as it should be , not sex as a pass through the night... she was average
but she one the biggest asset of all a HEART

was a very sad sad time of my life when it ended
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#23 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
Good Luck! Don't look it only makes it harder and hurt more.....Be strong.......again Good Luck!!!

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#24 Mar 3, 2013
Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.

Edward: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?

Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#25 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
in the long run . the woman I married was the gal of everyday life
she dressed to make me proud/ she care when I hurt/ she laughed when I laughed/ she made love to me as I did her , as it should be , not sex as a pass through the night... she was average
but she one the biggest asset of all a HEART
was a very sad sad time of my life when it ended
More evidence that humongous is not necessarily better or all that matters.
(When I was 14 and getting my scuba diving certificate, there was a lady that had to wear about 10 pounds of lead to get below the surface in a fresh water pool!)

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#26 Mar 3, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
More evidence that humongous is not necessarily better or all that matters.
(When I was 14 and getting my scuba diving certificate, there was a lady that had to wear about 10 pounds of lead to get below the surface in a fresh water pool!)
as the saying goes gravity is a law

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#27 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
You're in luck, this is the perfect place for advice for you.
Try hanging out at the grocery store in the produce section (not literally 'hanging out'). Stick a Japanese cucumber in your pants. When a hot 30 year old comes by (check her cart for huggies, similac and preparation H) and tell her you are Burt Reynolds' secret identical twin brother. If she says, "Who the hell is Burt Reynolds?", say, "Oh, sorry to insult you, I thought when you were 12 you probably went through your Grandma's Playgirls in the basement bending over page corners.". Then, ask her if she needs a cucumber.
While you're waiting for the police to come get you (I told you, don't "literally" hang out- dayum), tell the store manager she has nice kumquats.

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#28 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
I thought rich white men "own" the world..

so how come you can't find a woman?

wow.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#29 Mar 3, 2013
DUDE..it appears THAT you 'Flaunt" Your status quo..NOT your personality assets... MONEY is expendable, a TRUE HEART is a Priceless Treasure... SELL yourself meaning, BE WHO YOU ARE INSIDE , CUZ, once the bucks STOP flowing, IT IS YOU....No More Lacquer Shiny Gloss Finish... BUT, a Hardwood Floor that can outlast the toughest of times.. RUGGED...My kind of Man!!

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#32 Mar 3, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
<quoted text>
I thought rich white men "own" the world..
so how come you can't find a woman?
wow.
the same reason you couldn't when you first posted
Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#33 Mar 3, 2013
Money should NEVER ever be a reason to find a women. It should never become a topic or made an issue when talking to them. If all you want is a Gold digger you can find them any where. If you want a good woman you will have to put a little work in to it to find one.

Good women are every where and all you have to do is open yor eyes and look. Speak to them and look them in the eye. If you feel comfortable invite them to sit for coffee or what ever. Get a number and call to say you had a nice time and want to see them again. If you take the time and make the effort good things will happen for you.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#34 Mar 3, 2013
harleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
Only for the gals with big titas...
Us small gals, gravity does not win. Exercise does help though.\
helps all

“Power to Devour”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

DARK CAVERNS

#35 Mar 3, 2013
Just take it easy man....sounds as if you're not doing so bad anyway!...lol

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Level 3

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#36 Mar 3, 2013
I have a feeling the original poster's story goes something like this..........
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#37 Mar 3, 2013
harleyhoney wrote:
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Your first mistake is thinking you will get a decent person by waving/flashing a bank account. Takes a certain type to size up your wallet as a deal maker in a relationship.(not the type you can take home to mom).
Try some humbleness, and sincerety! Good luck!
Ha! Ha! It worked for you! You see a dollar flash and you start salivating. I've seen your type before. Did you finish your work down south with the carnival this year? Good girl! That freak show tent just about fits you.
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#40 Mar 3, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
I had to look it up. Same with scouse, a few months back.
In 'Hoosier', skint is what someone did to the b'ar they got while huntin'.
over here just means your broke,penniless..
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#41 Mar 3, 2013
harleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes if they exercise body, not mouths as some do on here.
I swear my troll never tires of coming up with new names, but same old shit...lol!
Oh no! I forgot to change back so you'd know who I was! And I resent you thinking I'm just your troll. I'm an equal opportunity troll. I don't discriminate. Get it right, hair ball!
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#42 Mar 3, 2013
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"

Times sure have changed. When we were kids, we used to randomly pick people out of the phone book and prank them. Now we have the internet. Have fun!
Tom

Bedford, TX

#45 Mar 3, 2013
harleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>I agree, Sad that a woman has to say....Show them your wallet! She sure does not raise the bar with that remark.
Not trolling You are just a hag- you are not all that.. Go to the gym

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#46 Mar 3, 2013
Sock Puppet Theater wrote:
<quoted text>only here a year and a full fledged member of the Harley hate camp. I smell a stinky sock.
...if the smell is offensive try changing into a clean sock for a change pie...

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