I'm 50, rich,single with no hope of a...

I'm 50, rich,single with no hope of a woman..Help?

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Looking

Yorktown, VA

#1 Mar 2, 2013
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"

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#2 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
It's a slow night/morning here in OffBeat, so I'll take the bait...
LOL.

Please tell us (readers), why do you think, you are having such a hard time, finding a compatible companion.

( Or, a not so hard, time, as the case seems to be.)
;-)

“Raising hell since 1989”

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#3 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
With that negative attitude it's no wonder!

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#4 Mar 3, 2013
Looking wrote:
I can't even get a date. I am above average looking, white, and look about 40. What is going on? Is there a curse of 'singleness?"
just flash your bank balance around.... i'm sure sooner or later you will get a bite.....

good luck....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#5 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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just flash your bank balance around.... i'm sure sooner or later you will get a bite.....
good luck....
personal experience?........hahahaha

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#6 Mar 3, 2013
Learn to do the Harlem Shake.
Do it in the produce aisle of the local grocery store.

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#7 Mar 3, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>personal experience?........hahahaha
no mate.... i'm skint...... lol
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#8 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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no mate.... i'm skint...... lol
hahahaha...got me

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#9 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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no mate.... i'm skint...... lol
I learned a new word.

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#10 Mar 3, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>hahahaha...got me
sorry beatles....... I couldn't resist....

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#11 Mar 3, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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I learned a new word.
you did??

skint in scouse means I have no money.... lol

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#12 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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you did??
skint in scouse means I have no money.... lol
I had to look it up. Same with scouse, a few months back.

In 'Hoosier', skint is what someone did to the b'ar they got while huntin'.

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#13 Mar 3, 2013
My sister in law is single by choice.

Not her own choice, though.

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#14 Mar 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
My sister in law is single by choice.
Not her own choice, though.
lol

“....VETS”

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#15 Mar 3, 2013
sit on a bar stool , look pretty , spend a lot and tip heavy you will get a woman ..
careful : though I have a feeling you will attract a GENERIC one

“....VETS”

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#16 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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you did??
skint in scouse means I have no money.... lol
S&P you don't need money ....just sit

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#17 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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S&P you don't need money ....just sit
I wish it was that easy.... lol

afternoon tally

“Denny Crain”

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#18 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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you did??
skint in scouse means I have no money.... lol
Scouse :) I don't hear any unusual accent from you. It was easy to understand you :)

“....VETS”

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#19 Mar 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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I wish it was that easy.... lol
afternoon tally
a gal I dated for a couple of years was , for real [44 32 36]

she dressed to enhance , at 1st it was hard to go out because , if I went to restroom , someone would be there in my seat...

then I told her get all the free drinks you can handle , because she always left with me ....

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#20 Mar 3, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Scouse :) I don't hear any unusual accent from you. It was easy to understand you :)
I made a mental note not to talk fast when we met.... lol

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