Offbeat Christmas gifts

Offbeat Christmas gifts

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Mia

Pulaski, WI

#1 Nov 18, 2013
Offbeat Christmas Presents:

Offbeat Posters:
We are selling Nut Cracker Christmas presents this year. These nut cracker kits are molded in the shape of Barock Obama's head. Realistic easy to install, large ears. To operate simply place the nut between the jaws and rap him over the head with the included rawhide hammer. This item is selling like hotcakes. Order now to be sure you receive your nutcracker by Christmas.

2 easy payments of $49.95 each.

See Amy for details.

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2 Nov 19, 2013
I have several Nut Crackers from Target and I can't wait to put them out!
DILF

Huntington, NY

#3 Nov 19, 2013
I prefer my nuts NOT to be cracked. They are to be handled with love and kindness.

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#4 Nov 19, 2013
I have a middle finger for some .... that would be a great new icon!

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