Turkey Day!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#1 Nov 28, 2013
Big Bird is in the oven and I am being mercilessly taunted by the scent of the garlic, pepper, paprika, sage, and thyme dry rub wafting through the house.

Sigh, about three more hours to wait.
President Obama

Dayton, OH

#2 Nov 28, 2013
Next year, there's going to be a 750% Global Warming tax on ALL turkeys, so you had better enjoy today!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3 Nov 28, 2013
Al Gore, you picked a bad time to turn Vegan. Eat your heart out!

No, really, eat your heart out. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Since: Jul 13

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#4 Nov 28, 2013
Happy Turkey Day everyone!

:)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5 Nov 28, 2013
DO the GOBBLE WALK..And a One, a Two..GET SET GO MAN GO!!
an_observer

Bethlehem, PA

#6 Nov 28, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Al Gore, you picked a bad time to turn Vegan. Eat your heart out!
No, really, eat your heart out. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Never eat a turkey heart, we bury ours.

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#8 Nov 28, 2013
What tradition? You mean everyone getting together... to overeat?! That's not a special day, that's every day in America LOL :-)

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#9 Nov 28, 2013
Happy Thanksgiving people...you too amy!!!...

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#10 Nov 28, 2013
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE
:)
Get Lost

Dayton, OH

#11 Nov 28, 2013
Jenji wrote:
What tradition? You mean everyone getting together... to overeat?! That's not a special day, that's every day in America LOL :-)
Then move to CHINA ya lousy commielib.....

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#12 Nov 28, 2013
Today I am thankful for.....

My job.....thankful I have a good reason not to be with my family.

My porta-potty, complete with paper......beats using dry leaves squatting by a tree.

My lunch.....I will not over eat today. A bologna sandwich is just enough.

My computer.....as I watch a million cars driving by, I have my topix to keep me entertained!

My divorce attorney....while I am broke because of it, I do not have to spend another holiday with my ex or any in-laws! Judgemental bast@rds!

The cold weather....feels so good to get back inside!
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Since: Oct 12

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#14 Nov 28, 2013
Thanksgiving Etiquette
http://youtu.be/zdWmMjw0E9A

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#15 Nov 28, 2013
Are ya STUFFED yet ROCKERS??

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