There is a homosexual starring at me right this second.

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Mr Rutherford

Yorktown, VA

#1 Mar 19, 2013
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.

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#2 Mar 19, 2013
Mr Rutherford wrote:
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.
Is he cute?

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#3 Mar 19, 2013
Mr Rutherford wrote:
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.
Are you in Portland, Oregon? If so, that's Geno- RUN!!!
GenOmazing

United States

#4 Mar 19, 2013
Mr Rutherford wrote:
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.
Quick! Get his number!!!

“I know where you are,”

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Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#5 Mar 19, 2013
Mr Rutherford wrote:
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.
He's FBI and he's got his hand on his Glock.

I think I've seen you on AMW.

“Mrs_E”

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#6 Mar 19, 2013
Did you tattle to the librarian???? or maybe she is touching herself, watching him touch himself, watching you surf the net looking for stock..
Be friendly give him the wink and pointy forefinger wave...this could be your day bigguy!
FBISA DuCovy

San Diego, CA

#7 Mar 19, 2013
11:29 AM...Subject R. has logged out of the local library internet bank and is headed for the door.
Checking at the desk has produced an extensive list of pornographic materials he checked out using library card # 6ULDV8.
His obvious attraction towards me, displayed by many furtive glances and shifting uncomfortably in his library chair, may have compromised this agents anonymous identity.
Will put in a request for a replacement agent to substitute and take over surveillance of this subject as soon as possible.

FBISA DuCovey--end

“This is how I see you”

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#8 Mar 19, 2013
Mr Rutherford wrote:
I am at the library and using the net to find a good stock to buy. A man is right across from me and he won't stop looking at me. I am not famous though I was on 60 Minutes once and Wheel-of Fortune.
I think he is queer to the core and I am ending my session. When he looks at me he touches himself.
Hmmm, maybe he's staring at you because you have a booger on your face!
Mr Rutherford

Yorktown, VA

#10 May 20, 2013
2 months and the same homosexual is back. Well, today was the last straw. I told him to f-off and then I thought, that may have turned the little fruit tart on...I called the homo-patrol at the head library.
Homo patrol

Medford, NY

#11 May 20, 2013
Ok Mr. Rutherford...... Which one of you is the fruitcake?

(tapping foot)

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Since: Aug 08

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#12 May 20, 2013
That's my buddies uncle. He's just f'ing with ya!

We were at a restaurant at like 3 in the morning on Saturday and the waitress gave me his omelet by mistake and I took a bit before we caught the mistake.

The waitress asked if he wanted a new one or if that one was okay. He said that one was fine. She said well, of course, you guys kiss anyway, right. He said, no, but we f@$k each other in the a$$. I bout pissed my pants laughing.

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#13 May 20, 2013
He's probably on Topix right now posting that there is a heterosexual staring at him right this second.

Since: Jan 07

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#14 May 20, 2013
John Maerck

Medford, NY

#15 May 20, 2013
Has he thrown up yet?

“Mrs_E”

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#16 May 20, 2013
My kingdom for a fruitcake..
Ferretman

United States

#17 May 20, 2013
reebie wrote:
My kingdom for a fruitcake..
Just sign on the dotted line! If you don't mind one from Roselle.
Ferretman

United States

#18 May 20, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
He's probably on Topix right now posting that there is a heterosexual staring at him right this second.
That would be scary!!!! How those guys can like girls, I'll never know!

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#19 May 20, 2013
Ferretman wrote:
<quoted text>That would be scary!!!! How those guys can like girls, I'll never know!
Then there is this
http://youtu.be/0TtY5ZR8GZU
;-D
Roberto Hetero

Medford, NY

#20 May 21, 2013
Show him a picture of a naked woman....scare him away!!!!!

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#22 May 22, 2013
Men who are sexually attracted to other men are actually very uncommon and may make up less than 5% of the population.

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