what not to say if you're a doctor
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#164 Mar 5, 2013
Take two of these and,,,,, make sure you have your will in order..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#165 Mar 5, 2013
"Can I take your order? Ooops! Wrong job!"

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#166 Mar 5, 2013
I have never seen one that small :)

“On the road again!”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

WHOOP!

#167 Mar 5, 2013
How much health Care do you have?
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#168 Mar 5, 2013
If hh was ever to see a doctor for those social diseases she has, the first thing he would do is close his eyes, then clamp his nose shut.

"Whew! When's the last time you washed that thing??? You always grow your own mushrooms in there?"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#169 Mar 5, 2013
"Was it good for you too?" -- after checking for hernias.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#170 Mar 5, 2013
... wanna try two outta three ...???

“the foo' waz 'ere”

Level 1

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#171 Mar 5, 2013
Bend down touch your toes
I'll show you where my finger goes,,
dayvee

Fremont, CA

#172 Mar 5, 2013
theFoo wrote:
Bend down touch your toes
I'll show you where my finger goes,,
lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#173 Mar 6, 2013
WO! Don't worry nurse, I won't need the KY for this colonoscopy....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#174 Mar 6, 2013
heh heh
Dr grimace

San Diego, CA

#175 Mar 6, 2013
Mr Honey you know adipocere is not a natural lubricant.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#176 Mar 6, 2013
has anybody seen my keys????

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#177 Mar 6, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
has anybody seen my keys????
how come every time he moved my car horn blows?... Oh crap...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#178 Mar 6, 2013
hey lc you think we need to go back in after them??

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#179 Mar 6, 2013
Oh damn, I forgot my gloves again.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#180 Mar 6, 2013
I dont think you understand fully what all we did...nurse set up the video....

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#181 Mar 6, 2013
...have you met Rosa my new assistant?...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#182 Mar 6, 2013
Patient has on red pants.
Doctor slides his finger down one leg of the pants..from close to hip toward knee and says;

I like your blue pants.
dr zooz

United States

#183 Mar 7, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...have you met Rosa my new assistant?...
Brilliant!!!!!

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