what not to say if you're a doctor
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#124 Mar 4, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
haha! Eeenie Meenie Miney Mo......
Enema it is !!! Nurse,,,
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Since: Apr 08

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#125 Mar 4, 2013
Hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
Enema it is !!! Nurse,,,
lol ,, your making my laugh out loud....ooooo
kkkkkk,,,
how about...
Pull my finger.......
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#126 Mar 4, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
lol ,, your making my laugh out loud....ooooo
kkkkkk,,,
how about...
Pull my finger.......
Sir,, Sir,, now calm down, that's just the anesthesia you're smelling!!

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#127 Mar 4, 2013
proctologist .......open wide

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#128 Mar 4, 2013
Gynecologist: So mrs. Johnson, now you know why we call it the taint line...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Just Collecting Points..

#129 Mar 4, 2013
this little piggy went to market
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy had roast beef
this little piggy had none
this little piggy cried wee wee wee
all the way home...

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#130 Mar 5, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Gynecologist: So mrs. Johnson, now you know why we call it the taint line...
Gynecologist: Mr Johnson, your wifes test results reveal early stages of alzheimers and possibly aids.
Mr.Johnson: What do I do Doc?
Gynocologist: I suggest you take your wife for a drive in the country and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't have sex with her...
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Since: Apr 08

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#131 Mar 5, 2013
My wife left me for the pool boy, and took my dog with her..
I lost my life savings on a bad investment.
police are questioning me over that teeny little discovery in my car trunk..
Oh, and my malpractice was cancelled last week..
But not to worry Mr. Wannaboner,
I am totally prepared and focused on your penile implant..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Just Collecting Points..

#132 Mar 5, 2013
I like the color pink
sunnyday

Naugatuck, CT

#133 Mar 5, 2013
I'm sick today and all I want is my mama....

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#134 Mar 5, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
I like the color pink
DOC: so do we , now all we have to do is get it back to pink...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#135 Mar 5, 2013
reebie wrote:
My wife left me for the pool boy, and took my dog with her..
I lost my life savings on a bad investment.
police are questioning me over that teeny little discovery in my car trunk..
Oh, and my malpractice was cancelled last week..
But not to worry Mr. Wannaboner,
I am totally prepared and focused on your penile implant..
mr wannaboner! Hahahaha !!
Lmfao!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#136 Mar 5, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Gynecologist: Mr Johnson, your wifes test results reveal early stages of alzheimers and possibly aids.
Mr.Johnson: What do I do Doc?
Gynocologist: I suggest you take your wife for a drive in the country and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't have sex with her...
hahaha! I think you missed your calling Enzo!

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#137 Mar 5, 2013
What in the hell is that?

“June ”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#138 Mar 5, 2013
'I've just studied your Xray!!

AND
judging by what I see !!!!!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Any chance you could settle your bill with me
'NOW' as, things ain't lookin' too good(:
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#139 Mar 5, 2013
Dont worry, Im sure they will make a movie about this someday..
I would like Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen to play my part..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#140 Mar 5, 2013
... now how the hell did you get them apart ...
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#141 Mar 5, 2013
Open up and say Ahhh,,, hmm, that's funny, now how did this rectal thermometer get mixed in with the tongue depressors?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#142 Mar 5, 2013
Wanna PLAY Doctor??
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#143 Mar 5, 2013
Ma'am,, do you mind if I call some of my drinkin' buddies over to look at these?? WOW !!!

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