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#104 Mar 4, 2013
what are u crying for?, i told u i didnt think it was anything.. IF u didnt "think" it wasnt anything, then why do the tests??

insensitive jerk.

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True Friends Are hard to find

#105 Mar 4, 2013
you only have 6 months better get things ready..

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#106 Mar 4, 2013
I just don't understand , you should have died yesterday , please pay as you leave

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guess, where

#107 Mar 4, 2013
wait a minute. I'll look up the answer in the book.

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#108 Mar 4, 2013
Ok Mrs. Johnson the surgery went as planned! Oh, you're NOT Mrs. Johnson? Who are you?
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#109 Mar 4, 2013
yes, Open wide...this is the correct way to take oral temps...

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#110 Mar 4, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Ok Mrs. Johnson the surgery went as planned! Oh, you're NOT Mrs. Johnson? Who are you?
I was MR. Johnson

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#111 Mar 4, 2013
Step right up and take a bow!!

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#112 Mar 4, 2013
lady glue to toilet seat goes to doc

" what do you think"

DOC:'very pretty , but there isn't any reason to frame it"

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But now I take antidepressants

#113 Mar 4, 2013
HELLO...Hello...hello

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and totally harmless

#114 Mar 4, 2013
Hey look--I have a few parts left over.....
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#115 Mar 4, 2013
Nurse,,, please bring in a jar of leeches and a bag of garlic!!
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#116 Mar 4, 2013
Hey Nurse,,, Call Guinness,,, I think this tapeworm will get us in the record books....

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#117 Mar 4, 2013
Lefty loosey, righty tighty, oh, pardon me, I'm trying to remember how to rotate my tires, sorry about your mower accident but I'm gonna make you a brand new big toe by attaching your thumb where it used to be. Nurse Goodybody bring me the tire iron, opps,I mean anesthesia..........Scalpel Please.

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#118 Mar 4, 2013
**OOPS**, wrong thumb, let's try this again, Nurse Goodbody, how many times do I have to tell you my instruments aren't Toys, now put down the whatchamacallit and hand me that Gizmo, does anyone have a Cigarette? Now breathe deep sir, let it all out and bite down hard on that bullet, we'll be done here shortly.
What was that? Ahhh not to worry, you have lots of blood.
Dayum I need a drink,,,Nurse Goodbody..
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#119 Mar 4, 2013
Doctor: Have you been feeling any sharp pains in your chest since your heart surgery?

Patient: Yes Doc, I sure have..

Doctor: Well,, I have been looking all over for a missing scalpel..
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#120 Mar 4, 2013
Rock Paper Scissors

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#121 Mar 4, 2013
Good News;, you have your big toe back, good as new and no one will notice.
Bad News; your hitch-hiking days are over.
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#122 Mar 4, 2013
reebie wrote:
Rock Paper Scissors
Nurse,, he lost,, bring the biggest needle we've got!!!
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#123 Mar 4, 2013
Hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
Nurse,, he lost,, bring the biggest needle we've got!!!
haha! Eeenie Meenie Miney Mo......

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