what not to say if you're a doctor
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#83 Mar 3, 2013
Pull my finger!

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#84 Mar 3, 2013
60s chic wrote:
Pull my finger!
...I've had the flu all week...
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#85 Mar 3, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...I've had the flu all week...
LOL!

“Mind over Matter”

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#86 Mar 3, 2013
Don't worry .. I've done this before ..

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#87 Mar 3, 2013
Cool! Your tumor is the biggest I've ever seen!

“....VETS”

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#88 Mar 3, 2013
Loose Bearing wrote:
Cool! Your tumor is the biggest I've ever seen!
another new one ... damn benign me

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Orlando, FL

#89 Mar 3, 2013
I'm sorry. I just put the rectal thermometer in your mouth by mistake.

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Memphis

#90 Mar 3, 2013
Just bend over and cough ?

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#91 Mar 3, 2013
say it ain't asho

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#92 Mar 3, 2013
...something up there just bit my finger...

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#93 Mar 3, 2013
Jeez, I get sick of all these sick people.

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#94 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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another new one ... damn benign me
Benign is good.
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#95 Mar 3, 2013
Don't let these thick coke glasses alarm you. I can see quite well, although I have a pair of new prescription glasses on order. Now let's take a look at that ear. Good, no wax build-up, but I do see some boogers in there.

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#96 Mar 3, 2013
Now if you'll just put your feet in the stirrups while I listen to your heart...

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#97 Mar 3, 2013
Nurse! Did we pay the heat bill this month?

“....VETS”

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#98 Mar 3, 2013
Loose Bearing wrote:
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Benign is good.
yes it is , was trying for benign... beyond .... didn't work , malpractice on my part

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#99 Mar 3, 2013
Normally I would wear a glove for this procedure but this daym jagged hangnail ...just relax and pant like a dog..

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#100 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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yes it is , was trying for benign... beyond .... didn't work , malpractice on my part
Since yer not paid, we'll look the other way.

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#101 Mar 3, 2013
Loose Bearing wrote:
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Since yer not paid, we'll look the other way.
will you cough???

“Not my circus”

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#102 Mar 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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will you cough???
Have. Many times. Later dude.

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