what not to say if you're a doctor
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#42 Mar 2, 2013
Come back another time, I'm taking the day off.
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#43 Mar 2, 2013
What, no insurance? Get lost and no, we don't do payment plans!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#44 Mar 2, 2013
"Do you know how to work this thing? Because *I* sure don't!"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#45 Mar 2, 2013
...open your mouth and say yes...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#46 Mar 2, 2013
Play your cards right and this examination won't cost you a thing.

“Not my circus”

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Not my monkeys

#47 Mar 2, 2013
Open wide. This won't seem a bit weird.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#48 Mar 2, 2013
"That wasn't my belly button!"

"That wasn't my finger, either!"

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#49 Mar 2, 2013
I can see Alaska from in there .

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#50 Mar 2, 2013
When examining your ears it is normal for a doctor to hold your breasts to maintain balance...

“Not my circus”

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Not my monkeys

#51 Mar 2, 2013
It's cancer. Want some weed?

(OK, the second part is good)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#52 Mar 2, 2013
... now witch doctor am i filling in for today ...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#53 Mar 2, 2013
"Jesus! What the hell is THAT!!"

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#54 Mar 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
When examining your ears it is normal for a doctor to hold your breasts to maintain balance...


Perv;) lol

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#55 Mar 2, 2013
Doctor: "Turn your head and cough."

Patient: "Doc, your finger is in my vagina."

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#56 Mar 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
Doctor: "Turn your head and cough."
Patient: "Doc, your finger is in my vagina."
Perv...;o)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#57 Mar 2, 2013
LMAO:)

"Bend over the table here
and I'll drive."

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#58 Mar 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
LMAO:)
"Bend over the table here
and I'll drive."
Nuh uh...taint playin no banana trick Missy...

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#59 Mar 2, 2013
...a gynecologist should never lean in c l o s e, then holler "HELLO!"......expect ing an echo....

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#60 Mar 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Nuh uh...taint playin no banana trick Missy...
LMAO

Can't fool you;)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#61 Mar 2, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...a gynecologist should never lean in c l o s e, then holler "HELLO!"......expect ing an echo....
Ahahahahahahahaha

How embarrassing....esp. if he hears the echo.

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