what not to say if you're a doctor

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#22 Mar 2, 2013
My license was ONLY temporary suspended.
Hawkeye Pierce

United States

#23 Mar 2, 2013
(Ear to patient's chest) I think I just found my wrist watch.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#24 Mar 2, 2013
Hi, Ev-rybody!

(Hi, Doctor Nick!!!)

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#25 Mar 2, 2013
Don't worry! I saw this done on TV!!!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#26 Mar 2, 2013
Dr. Giggles at your service.
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#27 Mar 2, 2013
Darn. Forgot my psych meds this morning. Now let's see, where were we?

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#28 Mar 2, 2013
This might sting a little.
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#29 Mar 2, 2013
Pain? Side effects? You're just imagining it.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#30 Mar 2, 2013
Just blow on it .......

“Mind over Matter”

Level 8

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#31 Mar 2, 2013
Call me in the morning ..

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#32 Mar 2, 2013
Have You seen My watch?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#33 Mar 2, 2013
"Sorry to keep you waiting. All of these malpractice lawsuits are really cramping my schedule."

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#34 Mar 2, 2013
TICKLE TIME!!!

“Mind over Matter”

Level 8

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#35 Mar 2, 2013
This is the smallest needle we use ..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#36 Mar 2, 2013
... we have to go back in my watch is missing ...

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#37 Mar 2, 2013
Ooooops

“Mind over Matter”

Level 8

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#38 Mar 2, 2013
No one else will see your butt :):):)

“cat lover”

Level 6

Since: Jul 07

Tucson

#39 Mar 2, 2013
just a little pinch

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#40 Mar 2, 2013
Do you have good insurance?
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#41 Mar 2, 2013
E ooh e ah ah, ping pang walla walla bing bang..

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