what not to say if you're a doctor
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dr zooz

United States

#184 Mar 7, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Patient has on red pants.
Doctor slides his finger down one leg of the pants..from close to hip toward knee and says;
I like your blue pants.
hehehe lol

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#185 Mar 7, 2013
doctor zips up his pants and says wow I needed that.TY...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#186 Mar 7, 2013
Surgeon to patient in the recovery room: "we seem to have misplaced some surgical instruments during your surgery...so if anything starts to rattle around in there (points to patient's chest)...please let us know."
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Since: Apr 08

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#187 Mar 7, 2013
I moonlight as a clown..
would you like to see me pull a handkerchief out of your ass?

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#188 Mar 7, 2013
Wow! Look at the size of that black spot on that Xray!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#189 Mar 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
I moonlight as a clown..
would you like to see me pull a handkerchief out of your ass?
... sounds like my doctor ... im hopin he dosen't say a gerbil or sumthang ...

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#190 Mar 7, 2013
Now which side IS that appendix on...
sunnyday

Naugatuck, CT

#191 Mar 8, 2013
Dr. Evil =A coolaid
sunnyday

Naugatuck, CT

#192 Mar 8, 2013
Sometimes there's a leak.
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Since: Apr 08

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#193 Mar 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... sounds like my doctor ... im hopin he dosen't say a gerbil or sumthang ...
Sumthang like,,
Congratulations Mr and Mrs GMG, the gerbil died.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#194 Mar 8, 2013
... is that like the rabbi died or is it rabbit ... i get that mixed up alot ...
Oooh Faaa

Huntington, NY

#195 Mar 8, 2013
Hi, my name is Dr. HarleyHoney.

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Since: Oct 12

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#196 Mar 8, 2013
I had a nurse read my EKG, then ask me...When was your Heart Attack?......EEKS.....Hate it when that happens....lol....
sunnyday

Naugatuck, CT

#197 Mar 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... is that like the rabbi died or is it rabbit ... i get that mixed up alot ...
or Jessica Rabbit

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Since: Jul 11

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#198 Jul 25, 2014
passing by lady patient.glance down at her chest...replies....NICE!!

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

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#199 Jul 25, 2014
Hold still. You may feel a little prick.

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

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#202 Jul 26, 2014
_Word_Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Dr. Wu...you made your way over!!!:)
Hey WW thought I would dip my toes in slowly over here with the big boys. Certainly seems to be a lot more brain cells on this side than what I am used to dealing with.
Dr Demented

Denver, CO

#203 Jul 26, 2014
Just for my records, how long have your testicles been this shade of green?
ghost

Bedford, TX

#205 Jul 26, 2014
I hate medicine....I wanted to be a professional clown
mary

Reading, PA

#206 Jul 26, 2014
Want a lollipop,...unzips pants...... "hi! just a joke", LOL, I'm Dr. Love.

"now remove your blouse please, this won't hurt."

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