what not to say if you're a doctor

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ozPhILL

Vancouver, Canada

#1 Mar 1, 2013
this wont hurt a bit

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#2 Mar 1, 2013
See that diploma? Cost me 30 bucks. Coulda saved $20 if I had my own frame.

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#3 Mar 1, 2013
so how are we feeling today?????

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4 Mar 1, 2013
... your gonna put that where !!!!!!!!!

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#5 Mar 1, 2013
wow...Ive never seen that before...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#6 Mar 1, 2013
... my my my im surprized your guts ain't fallen out ...

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Buffalo, NY

#7 Mar 1, 2013
... sup dave ...

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#9 Mar 1, 2013
Oppppss!
not wanted

Fremont, CA

#10 Mar 2, 2013
prove ur a virgin

“cat lover”

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Tucson

#11 Mar 2, 2013
dose that hurt

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#12 Mar 2, 2013
your healed , can you say BABY ?? cast down them crutches

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Shaft Of Light

#13 Mar 2, 2013
Oh, come on.
A barium enema is better that sending in a midget with a flashlight.

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#14 Mar 2, 2013
Made a mistake during the operation BUT.........

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#15 Mar 2, 2013
Oh my god! Nuurrsse!!!!

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#16 Mar 2, 2013
my sis was an [or ] nurse , told me she has seen a lot of young docs, make mistakes , but code of ethics says to remain silent

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Bronx, NY

#17 Mar 2, 2013
Don't be nervous, I'll use 2 fingers so you don't have to wait for that second opinion....

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#18 Mar 2, 2013
It's a bad start when he walks in yodeling wearing a Swiss Alps mountain climber outfit.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#19 Mar 2, 2013
RICOLA!!!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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#20 Mar 2, 2013
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv.

“There is good in everybody”

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NO ONE IS PERFECT..

#21 Mar 2, 2013
open wide...oops wrong end...

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