Survey reveals outrageous excuses for calling out sick

Oct 25, 2013 Full story: ABC7 KGO 29

Many employees have the ability to stay home from work when they're sick, but every now and then, people will call in sick even if they're not really feeling under the weather.

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Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#21 Oct 26, 2013
... i have leprosy and im fallin to pieces ...

“..snow's over....let the....”

Since: Jun 08

...thunderstorms begin......

#22 Oct 26, 2013
...back trouble.....can't get off it......

“Vintage 1949”

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...lightly salted...

#23 Oct 26, 2013
I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine at walmart...

Since: Nov 10

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#24 Oct 26, 2013
Enzo49 wrote:
I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine at walmart...
I hate when that happens...:)

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#25 Oct 26, 2013
...waiting for the pharmacy to mix up some cream for me today...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#26 Oct 26, 2013
Like wise have heard some good ones over the yrs.

" I got an earache.

Earache my eye! How'd you like a buttache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty. You hear me?!"

Seemed to fit:) Rick
Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
http://youtu.be/h_wUTOC-jCY

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#27 Oct 27, 2013
Sorry Boss, I can't seem to make it today. I have fallen and I can't get up!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#28 Oct 28, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
"I'm having eye trouble. I just can't see coming to work."
Lol - or, "I'm having I trouble, as in I don't feel like working today".

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#29 Oct 28, 2013
I was not feeling particularly motivated to fulfill my responsibilities as an employee of your firm. I see this in some part to be the responsibility of Human Resources, as well as my direct supervision for the lack of clear goals and established job description.

That, and the fact that the cat puked in my shoe.

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