wonhunglo

Somerset, KY

#42 Mar 28, 2012
sweetpesa wrote:
Never had it done
A good tongue lashing is good for you.it lifts the spirit and makes the bed tremble.lolYou don't know what you are missing,if it's done right!!I like squirters myself,and a lot of women don't know they are until it happens.

“stand up and be counted”

Level 5

Since: Apr 07

Doncaster.S.Yorkshire. England

#44 Apr 2, 2012
I think it's probably time that the lawmakers of South Carolina were given a mouthfull.

Hiya PFfff.
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#45 Apr 2, 2012
I have a pretty good idea that stacked started this thread. Why can't she just keep her titties in her blouse and her filthy sex habits to herself.

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#46 Apr 2, 2012
Rosa wrote:
I have a pretty good idea that stacked started this thread. Why can't she just keep her titties in her blouse and her filthy sex habits to herself.
Jealous because you haven't seen your hoo-ha in 10 years.
Remember big girls don't cry!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#47 Apr 2, 2012
Rosa wrote:
I have a pretty good idea that stacked started this thread. Why can't she just keep her titties in her blouse and her filthy sex habits to herself.
Perhaps the more important question is, why can't you keep your eyes off of them? Sounds like you are blaming your lack of will-power (ad homosexual tendencies) on someone else. guffaw!

“cougar w/sharp claws”

Level 4

Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#48 Apr 2, 2012
With or without dentures????

Wait-is this the over 50 thread???

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#49 Apr 2, 2012
BonJayne wrote:
With or without dentures????
Wait-is this the over 50 thread???
Suprise me!(Hi ya Jayne)

“cougar w/sharp claws”

Level 4

Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#50 Apr 2, 2012
Captn Morgan wrote:
<quoted text>
Suprise me!(Hi ya Jayne)
L O L !!!! Cheers to you!(raises a spiced rum punch)

I have a full set. And a full set.

(What did I come into this room for???)

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#51 Apr 3, 2012
Yes
To give and receive is the ultimate form of intimacy, expression of love, and trust in your partner.
(Imo)

In some peoples lives, due to various circumstances, oral is the only expression of sexual love they are physically able to share.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#52 Apr 3, 2012
TenderTink wrote:
Yes
To give and receive is the ultimate form of intimacy, expression of love, and trust in your partner.
(Imo)
In some peoples lives, due to various circumstances, oral is the only expression of sexual love they are physically able to share.
"TINKIES."

Oral sex is mighty fine lick me suck me 69,
in a bush or in a bed either way I want some head!
Don't be shy have a try
goes in easy comes out greasy

**********
Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her c#*t

**********
Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To give her poor dog a bone
When she bent over Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own

**********
There was a young lady from France
Who got on the bus in a trance
Everyone fcuked her
Apart from the conductor
But he came twice in his pants

**********
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he whipped off his chin
If my ear were a c*^t id fcuk it

**********
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a c*#t out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

**********
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack madea pass
And grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing

**********
Hickory dickory clock
Some chick was sucking my c0%k
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block

**********
I like em in frills
I like em in lace
But i like ems best
When there on me face

**********
A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

**********
There was a young lass from Macbeth,
who use to pull foreskins back with her teeth,
it wasn't for money or anything funny ,
it was just for the cheese underneath...

**********
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.



**********

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#53 Apr 3, 2012
Emlyn Davies wrote:
<quoted text>
"TINKIES."
Oral sex is mighty fine lick me suck me 69,
in a bush or in a bed either way I want some head!
Don't be shy have a try
goes in easy comes out greasy
**********
Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her c#*t
**********
Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To give her poor dog a bone
When she bent over Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
**********
There was a young lady from France
Who got on the bus in a trance
Everyone fcuked her
Apart from the conductor
But he came twice in his pants
**********
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he whipped off his chin
If my ear were a c*^t id fcuk it
**********
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a c*#t out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
**********
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack madea pass
And grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing
**********
Hickory dickory clock
Some chick was sucking my c0%k
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block
**********
I like em in frills
I like em in lace
But i like ems best
When there on me face
**********
A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil
**********
There was a young lass from Macbeth,
who use to pull foreskins back with her teeth,
it wasn't for money or anything funny ,
it was just for the cheese underneath...
**********
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.
**********
Am LOL, and laughter is good.
Funny & Naughty limericks.
You are an entertaining poster.
Hope you're having a great day, filled with chuckles and pleasantry's
.

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Indianapolis, IN

#54 Oct 11, 2012
Oral Sex is fun! Especially when you add my Candylicious gel into the mix! Turns him into a lollipop!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#57 Nov 3, 2012
... if ya get to old to cut the mustard you better be able to lick the jar ...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#59 Nov 3, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
... if ya get to old to cut the mustard you better be able to lick the jar ...
How charming Mike.

If that don't get our panties off nothing will:)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#60 Nov 3, 2012
As for the question...

Am I alive? lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#61 Nov 3, 2012
Oh I still remember learning about the taint line. There is just as much satisfaction in giving as there is in receiving.
Why is it only women are suppose to reply? For the most part men may agree with oral sex, but I have had some teeth moments that weren't to enjoyable!........ And some that were...

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#62 Nov 3, 2012
(in my best Walter Cronkite voice).....

And this just in: according to former President Bill Clinton, "eatin' ain't cheatin'".

Now back to the news: blah blah blah brah.
juicy

Lexington, KY

#63 Jan 18, 2013
i am a male who loves sucking HARD cock
Barry Bali

Denpasar, Indonesia

#65 Feb 4, 2013
I'm a bi who loves to give and receive oral with partners of all three sexes. I have never seen a vulva I didn't want to eat or a penis I didn't want to suck.
57 States

United States

#66 Feb 4, 2013
Barry Bali wrote:
I'm a bi who loves to give and receive oral with partners of all three sexes. I have never seen a vulva I didn't want to eat or a penis I didn't want to suck.
All THREE sexes???

Obama?????

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