Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' D...

Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' Donuts: Cops

There are 19 comments on the NBC Washington story from Mar 7, 2013, titled Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' Donuts: Cops. In it, NBC Washington reports that:

Shattered windows at the Dunkin' Donuts on East Main Street in New Britain. According to police, a 63-year-old man smashed them with an ax after being told he couldn't stay in the store.

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Police Headquarters

Southampton, NY

#1 Mar 7, 2013
What a dope. He shoulda known that we cops would be in residence.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#2 Mar 7, 2013
What a Maroon,, Instead of ordering a big cup of sugar with a dash of coffee,,,he shoudda gotten a free cup of water,,,say?

Since: Jun 09

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#3 Mar 7, 2013
Fortunately, he had no assault weapons to settle this score.

“Pompous pontificator”

Level 5

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#4 Mar 7, 2013
And I thought the price of DD doughnuts was high already! No-doubt DD will have to absorb this hit, as the type of people who are escorted out are the least able to pay restitution for their mayhem.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#5 Mar 7, 2013
and when he saw what they have done , he came back and gave them 41
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#6 Mar 7, 2013
Had I been there, I would've stepped forward and shit all over the donuts!

Since: Jun 09

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#7 Mar 7, 2013
tallyho wrote:
and when he saw what they have done , he came back and gave them 41
That's actually quite funny, sir. Good job!

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

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#8 Mar 7, 2013
I hate it too, when they're outta Maple Frosted.....

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#9 Mar 7, 2013
I always wondered how they made those donut holes. But how do they get the edges so round?

Level 3

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#10 Mar 7, 2013
too many donuts not enough coffee

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#11 Mar 7, 2013
Damn were they out of Donut Holes....that makes me fighting mad also....:)
Thug Heaven

Rochester, NY

#12 Mar 7, 2013
Scuze me, can I axe you a question?
Tool Shed

Rochester, NY

#13 Mar 7, 2013
Nobody uses an adze or a mattock to attack folks anymore, just those common axes. I keep hoping for a mounted bayonet assault, nunchucks or maybe a good old fashioned atlatl. You never hear about those, even though nunchucks and bayonet lugs are illegal since so many folks are being slaughtered daily by them...
Finbar

Broomall, PA

#14 Mar 7, 2013
Who you gotta axe for service around here?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#15 Mar 7, 2013
the blade runner
Arwildman

Paris, AR

#16 Mar 7, 2013
Is it legal in New Haven to carry a concealed axe?

“Fairyland”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#17 Mar 8, 2013
Can't find it on YOU TUBE..

Bet it is AXE Rated!
Axeman

Rochester, NY

#18 Mar 8, 2013
Axe, check. Get naked, check. Go into a berserker rage, check.
We've all been there, right?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#19 Mar 8, 2013
Meanwhile, six block away at the local Krispy Kreme, Boy Scout troupe 821 whittles graffiti into the booths while completing requirements for their wood carving merit badges.

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