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Gerard P Streator: mug shot of man who had sex with an abandoned sofa

There are 59 comments on the Anorak story from Sep 25, 2012, titled Gerard P Streator: mug shot of man who had sex with an abandoned sofa. In it, Anorak reports that:

GERARD P. Streator, the 46-year-old Waukesha, Wisconsin, man allegedly caught having sex with an abandoned yellow sofa, has has had his mug shot taken.

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“....VETS”

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#23 Sep 25, 2012
Lady-RETTA wrote:
With his cross-eyedness, he thought he was having a threesome..
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well duh ..........duh ..it was a two cushion sofa

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#24 Sep 25, 2012
tallyho wrote:
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well duh ..........duh ..it was a two cushion sofa
Bwhahahahahahahaha.

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#25 Sep 25, 2012
He had heard "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'" and had to give it a try.

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#26 Sep 25, 2012
wonder if it had leather

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#27 Sep 25, 2012
It was PLEATHERABLE....for them both..

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#28 Sep 25, 2012
Growing up through puberty, GERARD P. STREATOR had many wet dreams upon old yeller. Now mama is happy that she finally understands -THE WHY of it all... Duh ENd In
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#29 Sep 25, 2012
Gerard P. Streator left a million kids on OLD YELLER,------They every one just dried up and fell through the cracks.. 3737
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OMG.. SOmebody help me!?%*&
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#30 Sep 25, 2012
WIth a name like GERARD.. How else do you expect for him to get his um, fifteen seconds of fame??
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dh----------DUH END IN
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#31 Sep 25, 2012
Jezuz,,wonder if the SOB,,tried vacuuming the sofa first,,,say?

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#32 Sep 25, 2012
Was it ORAL sex??--- Perhaps a 68..??.....
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Gerard was overheard whispering to OLD YELLER,,"Ok I'll do you, but you OWE me one."
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dh... Goodness... YEEEEOWch.. Duh Couch.

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#33 Sep 25, 2012
This is so disturbing: duck, tiger, and now a sofa.

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#34 Sep 25, 2012
MAury Povich show.... GERARD , you ARE the father of the OTTOMAN..........
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#35 Sep 25, 2012
He must've been OFF HIS ROCKER!!!
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'dh...

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#36 Sep 25, 2012
They asked Gerard for an interview....
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But he RECLINED it...!!!??
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Duh End In..

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#37 Sep 25, 2012
Lady-RETTA wrote:
He must've been OFF HIS ROCKER!!!
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'dh...
ok...ok...those other ones were lame..but this is f%&kin' funny..!!!

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#38 Sep 25, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
This is so disturbing: duck, tiger, and now a sofa.
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Duck is good! I guess you've never heard of an --*UCKED DUCK??..
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DOn't knock it until you try it.
~~((Duh says as he rubs his BEANBAGS))~~
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'dh....:)

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#39 Sep 25, 2012
Parden pard wrote:
Jezuz,,wonder if the SOB,,tried vacuuming the sofa first,,,say?
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He POLISHED something alright..........

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#40 Sep 25, 2012
Lady-RETTA wrote:
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He POLISHED something alright..........
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Hidden like ginseng? Panax is very expensive, especially if it has the shape of the human body it can be worth upto 3000 dollars.

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#41 Sep 25, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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Hidden like ginseng? Panax is very expensive, especially if it has the shape of the human body it can be worth upto 3000 dollars.
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'I just DIG roots...-:)
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#42 Sep 25, 2012
ODE TO GERARD:--9-25-2012
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As I jerk here on this thing
In my butt I feel a spring
I finally left my nice old MARE
Decided to trade her for a BEAN BAG Chair.
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Up ahead off in the distance
I saw my new love in an instance.
Laying there with all the junk
I decided to finally take a dunk
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She was'nt clean for I could smell her
The sofa that I loved--Old Yeller
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No one was looking , oh what the heck
Under her cushions I had to check
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S&M.. I yelled ,"OUCH!"
as I marked my new love-- the couch.
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Now my secret is out.. I'll miss ole Yeller.
I'll gladly do a couch----Before I do a feller...
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OMG.....
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dh...... >!<+>-<><@@@ The Wizard of Kaazmess has spoken it.!!.. WTH?? 7275

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