The 7 Weirdest Parental Punishments

Nov 18, 2011 Full story: www.ranker.com 146

Sure, any parent can send the young'uns to their bedrooms for some time out, or suspend TV privileges when the little angels act more like imps. But when traditional punishments fail, some moms and dads find the need to get more creative. Embarrassment, shame and just plain oddness were on the agenda in the households of these poor kids.

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“Everyone knows that!!!”

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Since: Jun 11

Tell me...Does it hurt much?

#142 Dec 12, 2011
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>My philosophy has always been, "spankings twice a day, whether she need's 'em or not".
I don't have any kids though.
I have kids and I DO agree with that.
Kids arenít really even human until they can contribute to society. Until that point theyíre just an individualís property. Little slaves, and they're almost as pointless as the gays.

“Jody”

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#144 Dec 12, 2011
Karl Hubrath wrote:
Hello topic group. I was wondering if anyone remembers either hearing or getting whipped with a hot wheel track, LOL. I thought that was pretty weird and wanted to share. Oh and just for the record I deserved it, all of them. God bless.
Wire coat hangers.

Teachers used to draw a circle on the board and make a student stand with their nose in front of the class with their nose in the circle.[snot time]
Putting Her in Her Place

Oak Harbor, WA

#145 Dec 19, 2011
My daugher 15 yrs old she got smart mouthed with me for telling her to obey her mom. I warned her before telling her she bettter watch her mouth. But she contiued to disobey me so I told her to take off her clothing. She stood naked while I lectured her for almost an hour. So anytime she get smart mouth I make her strip down and listen to me.
get bobloblah out!

Canastota, NY

#146 Dec 20, 2011
Putting Her in Her Place wrote:
My daugher 15 yrs old she got smart mouthed with me for telling her to obey her mom. I warned her before telling her she bettter watch her mouth. But she contiued to disobey me so I told her to take off her clothing. She stood naked while I lectured her for almost an hour. So anytime she get smart mouth I make her strip down and listen to me.
that's not putting her in her place that's just straight up weird ad wrong on many levels.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#147 Dec 20, 2011
Putting Her in Her Place wrote:
My daugher 15 yrs old she got smart mouthed with me for telling her to obey her mom. I warned her before telling her she bettter watch her mouth. But she contiued to disobey me so I told her to take off her clothing. She stood naked while I lectured her for almost an hour. So anytime she get smart mouth I make her strip down and listen to me.
Was she "smart mouthing you" or merely verbally defending herself from your abuse? You sound like a pedophile to me, and your compulsive need for obedience sounds like a sexual fetish. I really hope this is just satire.
Hottynextdo

Bellflower, CA

#148 Mar 10, 2014
My 12 year old boy keeps getting bad grades,so when he does I make him give me a foot rub for an hour.He is now an A student.THATS HOW TO GET YOUR 12 YEAR OLD TO GET GOOD GRADES.lol

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