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“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#24 Jun 9, 2014
I thought the post about the teacher was funny.
Some people have no humor!
What you were really saying was inferring his mental capacity, I understood that.
Maybe 'former cliquer' didn't see that post?
Or he/she did and oouuh!
Mazerati

Huntington, NY

#28 Jun 9, 2014
pig wrote:
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I wish I could have but the was only a small amount of T.P left on the holder. I didn't know we're the supply was kept.
I felt embarrassed enough about having to take a crap with out asking for more paper.
If there was no TP left on the roll the next best thing is to seek out a washcloth from the shower stall. Use it to wipe the skidmarks and then neatly fold the washcloth so that the brown side faces inward and cannot be seen when folded. Put the washcloth back in the stall when done.

Voila!!!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#29 Jun 9, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
I thought the post about the teacher was funny.
Some people have no humor!
What you were really saying was inferring his mental capacity, I understood that.
Maybe 'former cliquer' didn't see that post?
Or he/she did and oouuh!
Exactly...who cares about some grey box from nowhere...

I don't always agree with you HH....but I got to say you always bring an interesting read..

regards
j
:)
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#30 Jun 9, 2014
pig wrote:
I was on a date last week and things seemed well, I have not had any follow up on it though. I'm concerned I may have compromised things by using the toilet at her apartment. I had a meal of sliders for lunch and there was no brush in the toilet and made a bit of a mess. Can this be a put off?, am I overthinking the situation??, should I bring it up???.
It's a test of true love?

Look at this way, after being with a woman for a good while (as in being married).. you start doing disgusting things like cutting the cheese in each others presence, and eventually all formalities are broke down and you start picking each others zits if one should arise. All sorts of nasties. One day, me and mine may be changing each others adult depends (I'm hoping I'm the first to need changed).

If she didn't recoil in complete horror that you splatter painted her toilet, she might be "the one". But if was the first date dude, then you probably should have tried the TP method. Hard to even get to first base, when you completely splattered the home toilet in the first at bat. JMO...Good Luck!
Marley

Huntington, NY

#31 Jun 10, 2014
Instigator wrote:
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It's a test of true love?
Look at this way, after being with a woman for a good while (as in being married).. you start doing disgusting things like cutting the cheese in each others presence, and eventually all formalities are broke down and you start picking each others zits if one should arise. All sorts of nasties. One day, me and mine may be changing each others adult depends (I'm hoping I'm the first to need changed).
If she didn't recoil in complete horror that you splatter painted her toilet, she might be "the one". But if was the first date dude, then you probably should have tried the TP method. Hard to even get to first base, when you completely splattered the home toilet in the first at bat. JMO...Good Luck!
At least he flushed and didn't leave a floater......He's a keeper in my book!!!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#32 Jun 11, 2014
Well..It is Bound to Happen.. At some point YOU are Either picking your date up or dropping her off..

WHEN..

Ya GOTTA GO..

Ya GOTTA GO..;)
Brown Bowl Snake

Huntington, NY

#33 Jun 12, 2014
Well, what would you do if she left a 1-foot skidmark in YOUR toilette?

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#34 Jun 17, 2014
Brown Bowl Snake wrote:
Well, what would you do if she left a 1-foot skidmark in YOUR toilette?
CLEAN IT..WHY embarrass her by Remarking About IT??

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