first date using the toilet

first date using the toilet

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pig

Perth, Australia

#1 Jun 7, 2014
I was on a date last week and things seemed well, I have not had any follow up on it though. I'm concerned I may have compromised things by using the toilet at her apartment. I had a meal of sliders for lunch and there was no brush in the toilet and made a bit of a mess. Can this be a put off?, am I overthinking the situation??, should I bring it up???.
sara

Allentown, PA

#2 Jun 7, 2014
Don't bring it up.

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#3 Jun 7, 2014
EWWWW...Ya should have WIPED it out w/ some T.P...and disposed the paper bit by bit.FLUSHING it.

Common Curiosty!!

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#4 Jun 7, 2014
Al Bundy Syndrome
gerald

Perth, Australia

#5 Jun 7, 2014
What are sliders?
sara

Allentown, PA

#6 Jun 7, 2014
gerald wrote:
What are sliders?
I was wondering the same thing.
pig

Perth, Australia

#8 Jun 8, 2014
Emerald wrote:
Sliders could mean Lerista or a genus of skinks of which there are 2 kinds of lizards; the blue tongue and the stumpy lizard. Hamburgers in Australia are referred to as "sliders", an all beef patty with onions. Of course, I didn't know any of this before I googled it, lol.
Yes they are Hamburgers, Burger King recently brought them out. They are small size burgers and you get 3 in a meal, to bad they don't slide down the toilet bowl very well.
pig

Perth, Australia

#9 Jun 8, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
EWWWW...Ya should have WIPED it out w/ some T.P...and disposed the paper bit by bit.FLUSHING it.

Common Curiosty!!
I wish I could have but the was only a small amount of T.P left on the holder. I didn't know we're the supply was kept.
I felt embarrassed enough about having to take a crap with out asking for more paper.
pig

Perth, Australia

#10 Jun 8, 2014
gerald wrote:
What are sliders?
Small hamburgers. Burger King 3 in a meal.
pig

Perth, Australia

#11 Jun 8, 2014
sara wrote:
Don't bring it up.
I won't. thanks
pig

Perth, Australia

#12 Jun 8, 2014
Crazy Jae wrote:
Al Bundy Syndrome
Peggy Bundy. She was a hot piece.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Tecumseh, MI

#13 Jun 8, 2014
pig wrote:
I was on a date last week and things seemed well, I have not had any follow up on it though. I'm concerned I may have compromised things by using the toilet at her apartment. I had a meal of sliders for lunch and there was no brush in the toilet and made a bit of a mess. Can this be a put off?, am I overthinking the situation??, should I bring it up???.
try eating apples and oatmeal everyday,regardless of what she thinks

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#14 Jun 8, 2014
Well..in the 'land up over' this is referred to as a White Castle Moment..

bottom line ,excuse the pun, is you didn't get laid, she grossed out at your gift and since you didn't even attempt to clean up your ...errrr...purge, you are out of the game at this point..

I can't believe you actually asked this to be honest..

It is funny though...

“Circa 1949”

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#15 Jun 8, 2014
I think of pie every morning when I'm comfortably positioned on my toilet but she still refuses to go out with me...sigh
bane

San Mateo, CA

#17 Jun 8, 2014
sue them for giving you the shatts and losing out on another date and ruining your life with a future wife and kids and etc. hey i have seen more worse frivolous law suits against fast food places like getting burnt with hot coffee. what would seal the deal is if you can get her on the stand to testify that you dropped a nasty duce that disgust her against seeing you again
bane

San Mateo, CA

#18 Jun 8, 2014
jack pot baby

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#19 Jun 9, 2014
It would appear that she never graduated from that school that wants to fire the teacher..

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Greensburg, IN

#21 Jun 9, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Well..in the 'land up over' this is referred to as a White Castle Moment..
justaguess you forgot about the six pack you got to go with it
I'll never know +which+ did it!
Promise to myself:
Never over 6 of either again!
Hav a gud'n justaguess!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

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Formerly From Kenya

#22 Jun 9, 2014
former cliquer wrote:
<quoted text>
No matter how hard you try, you are just not funny.
What do you mean not funny...you mean not funny like I'm not a clown, I don't amuse you?

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#23 Jun 9, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>
justaguess you forgot about the six pack you got to go with it
I'll never know +which+ did it!
Promise to myself:
Never over 6 of either again!
Hav a gud'n justaguess!
Ohhh yeah...Mickeys Big Mouth...now that was some real date napalm..

:)

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