What do You Get if you Cross ,

What do You Get if you Cross ,

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#1 Jan 7, 2014
a Road with a chicken,...
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#2 Jan 7, 2014
Big Time wrote:
a Road with a chicken,...
?
I know what you get if you cross a rooster with a telephone pole...
;-)

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#3 Jan 7, 2014
Big Time wrote:
a Road with a chicken,...
a restaurant in Napa Valley....

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#4 Jan 7, 2014
Big Time wrote:
a Road with a chicken,...
Tar and feathers?

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#5 Jan 7, 2014
A jealous opossum?

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#6 Jan 7, 2014
Big Time wrote:
a Road with a chicken,...
you end up on the other side, with a chicken.

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#7 Jan 7, 2014
So that's why the chicken crossed the road?

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#8 Jan 7, 2014
Lylah wrote:
<quoted text> you end up on the other side, with a chicken.


I hadn't Thought that far a  Head,...

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#9 Jan 7, 2014
Road kill that tastes like chicken.
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#10 Jan 7, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
Road kill that tastes like chicken.
Of course!(slaps forehead)
I've heard of that dish:
Chicken A La Roadking!
http://roadking.com/

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#11 Jan 7, 2014
What do You Get if you Cross ,


Your eyes and Dot your Tee's ,...

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#13 Jan 7, 2014
Big Time wrote:
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I hadn't Thought that far a  Head,...
maybe you could have someone clean that chicken for you and fry it since it's your favorite animal ... Mrs McGilvray, across the street, would do that ... and she'd burn something off the chicken with her lighter ... I always thought that was weird ... what was it? My mom just bought a whole fryer from the store ... my dad tried to teach me how to cut up the "fryer" into pieces ... that lesson didn't bode well ... it grossed me out ... so we left it up to our care giver ....it grossed me out ... I don't touch raw meat, yuk yuk yuk ... all I know the oil has to be deep & real hot & you only turn the chicken once ... I bait my own fishing pole, though ... that's different, I love fishing ...

The McGilvray's had a pet javelina named Stewart ... if you didn't run fast enough to get on the monkey bars in their backyard ... you might be a redneck and get bit in the ankle, LOL ... IDK whatever became of that varmint ... Mrs M probably killed it and ate it ... She sure liked Barry Goldwater, I remember that ...>laughs<

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#14 Jan 7, 2014
that's what happened when I crossed the street, lol ...

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#15 Jan 15, 2014
What do You Get if you Cross ,

a Cop with a U-Turn,...

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#16 Jan 15, 2014
Big Time wrote:
What do You Get if you Cross ,
a Cop with a U-Turn,...
u-turning yourself in...

ohhh yeah...ohhhh yeah...

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#17 Jan 15, 2014
justaguess wrote:
<quoted text>
u-turning yourself in...
ohhh yeah...ohhhh yeah...

No But I know somebody that talked there way out of a ticket for one,...

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#18 Jan 15, 2014
Big Time wrote:
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No But I know somebody that talked there way out of a ticket for one,...
you're just making that up..!

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#19 Jan 15, 2014
She'll be along in a Minute,...

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#20 Jan 15, 2014
Lylah wrote:
<quoted text> you end up on the other side, with a chicken.
always thought it was tarred&feathered

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#21 Jan 15, 2014
taps foot..........

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