Masturbator tells police squad 'I'm nearly done'

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THERE is nothing worse than someone or something interrupting a nice bout of onanism. Full Story
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#1 Nov 20, 2012
ROTFLMAO... the man's face on this video was stupendous.

On a serious note: This article was written in a jocular manner which is a bit offensive only because the man arrested was a sex offender so I don't think it was sensitive or thoughtful to write this article in such a limelight fashion. But then again perhaps that is the style of this site. They were funny about the fella.. <ahem>joke... but it was funny.. comic relief with terror ... a little sick but.. fits in OFFBEAT
Linda the lonely widow

Bolingbrook, IL

#2 Nov 20, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
ROTFLMAO... the man's face on this video was stupendous.
On a serious note: This article was written in a jocular manner which is a bit offensive only because the man arrested was a sex offender so I don't think it was sensitive or thoughtful to write this article in such a limelight fashion. But then again perhaps that is the style of this site. They were funny about the fella.. <ahem>joke... but it was funny.. comic relief with terror ... a little sick but.. fits in OFFBEAT
Talk about being sick

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#3 Nov 20, 2012
LMFGDAO!!!

The fake turkey call is 10X better...Lol

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#4 Nov 20, 2012
who's shooting who?
lol
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#5 Nov 20, 2012
Send him my way!!!!

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#6 Nov 20, 2012
Masturbation for men is wrong. It's ok for women.
Married Man

Medford, NY

#7 Nov 20, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
Masturbation for men is wrong. It's ok for women.
Why do they get to have all the fun?

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#8 Nov 20, 2012
It's unfair but true :(
Married Man wrote:
<quoted text>
Why do they get to have all the fun?

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

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#9 Nov 20, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
Masturbation for men is wrong. It's ok for women.
I enjoy masturbating women too

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