Why did you come to Offbeat?

Created by Poll on Nov 8, 2010

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Trolls on home forum

Funny posters

Odd news stories

Word games

Followed another here

To cause trouble

Looking for love

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#743 Feb 13, 2013
...idn't that french benefitz?.....

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#744 Feb 13, 2013
Where else would I go?
(~:

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#745 Feb 14, 2013
... sweet home chicago ... or my place ...

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#746 Feb 14, 2013
...i kinda like rubbin' elbows with such sophisticated and debonair, not to mention highly educated, members of society......

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#747 Feb 14, 2013
To Spread.. VALENTINE Love..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#748 Feb 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i kinda like rubbin' elbows with such sophisticated and debonair, not to mention highly educated, members of society......
Shucks, Sam! You say the sweetest things! Happy Valentine's Day!

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#749 Feb 14, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Shucks, Sam! You say the sweetest things! Happy Valentine's Day!
...backatcha, babe......

=]

Level 2

Since: Jan 12

Modesto, CA

#750 Feb 14, 2013
I came to Offbeat so i can get those little badges on my profile. Oh and to eat people's souls.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#751 Feb 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i kinda like rubbin' elbows with such sophisticated and debonair, not to mention highly educated, members of society......
... i had to read that with my nose in the air ... ole mister high society ...

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#752 Feb 14, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... i had to read that with my nose in the air ... ole mister high society ...
...them's the ones i'z talkin''bout...them smart 'uns....and topix is lousy wid'em......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#753 Feb 14, 2013
... those kind think theys royality or sumthang ... a royal pain in the patoot ... now pass them fancy pot holders ...

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#754 Feb 14, 2013
...they are over there by the finger bowls....clod....

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#755 Feb 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...they are over there by the finger bowls....clod....
... heres i's thinkin it wuz lemon soup ... and cold too ... plus i gots more silverwere then the ritz ...

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#756 Feb 17, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i kinda like rubbin' elbows with such sophisticated and debonair, not to mention highly educated, members of society......
lol, that is a happy byproduct, to be sure...

I know I 'found' this place totally by accident, the story about the guy getting caught loving his picnic table...(how you find that one accidentally, i have no idea)
but it had me laughing so hard I was crying. and I have never left.

made some fancy ass friends here, as Old Sam points out

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#757 Feb 17, 2013
I came here to get trolled by idiots.

This worked out well!

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#758 Feb 17, 2013
...i found the place by accident....but i've stayed to flirt with folks like Deb.....and 'redneck' with folks like Fman....i don't get confused toooo often....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#759 Sep 24, 2013
I came here for the chicks.

8-)

Level 3

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#760 Sep 24, 2013
DILF wrote:
I came here for the chicks.
8-)
LOL. I see that.:)

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Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#761 Sep 24, 2013
Stumbled on to Offbeat,wonder what is was and here I am..LOL

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#762 Sep 24, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... the pay ...$9.00 an hour ...
In that case...they owe me a bundle...:)

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