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Jan 24, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger

Naked Man Goes on Bizarre Rampage Inside Couple's Home, Police Say

Full story: WKBW

According to a report from the Fort Myers News-Press, police said a 21-year-old Florida man is facing several charges after allegedly going on a naked rampage Monday inside a couple's home.

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BLong

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All right, which was it, a 'bizarre rampage' a 'naked rampage' or a 'bizarre naked rampage'?

These are completely different rampages, you know.

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Jan 24, 2013
 
BLong wrote:
All right, which was it, a 'bizarre rampage' a 'naked rampage' or a 'bizarre naked rampage'?
These are completely different rampages, you know.
After reading the article, I'd say all three! WOW!
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Report states: Doctors advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were conducting further tests, according to the report.

I hope it was not my wife's coffee, it will do that to you at times! lol

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Jan 24, 2013
 
tiger_-_dad wrote:
Report states: Doctors advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were conducting further tests, according to the report.
I hope it was not my wife's coffee, it will do that to you at times! lol
Why you get allarmed?
Marley Money

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Jan 24, 2013
 
Why doesn't this ever happen in my trailer park?

Some people get all the luck......

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Jan 24, 2013
 
Marley Money wrote:
Why doesn't this ever happen in my trailer park?
Some people get all the luck......
Why get jealous. Join in.
danclark

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Jan 24, 2013
 
Marley Money wrote:
Why doesn't this ever happen in my trailer park?
Some people get all the luck......
"IT WASN'T ME!!! I'm with you. Those things have'nt. Happened to me. One time in philadelphia,I and a few friends were going through the city on the way to N.J. when we seen a nude woman walking along (of all things) Broad st. Being many streets are one way, my friend drove around the block to see what happens,she was gone.
DonkeyEstonkey

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Jan 24, 2013
 
Got "naked" and "bizarre"; not sure I got exactly what the "rampage" was?
Pointing big Brutus at the goldfish? Playing following Mr Wiggles with the kids?
What?

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Jan 25, 2013
 
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
Got "naked" and "bizarre"; not sure I got exactly what the "rampage" was?
Pointing big Brutus at the goldfish? Playing following Mr Wiggles with the kids?
What?
But why?
Marley Money

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Jan 25, 2013
 
Humhainna wrote:
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Why get jealous. Join in.
Ive tried. But whenever I run round around the trailer park naked my neighbors call animal control and they hit me with a tranquilizer dart.......

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Jan 25, 2013
 
Marley Money wrote:
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Ive tried. But whenever I run round around the trailer park naked my neighbors call animal control and they hit me with a tranquilizer dart.......
Are they mad or some thing.

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Jan 26, 2013
 
I would of held him down, and stomped on his nut s while wearing my combat boots, no need to send him to jail.
danclark

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Jan 26, 2013
 
There was a naked guy in Philadelphia that stood on top of a bike rack of a mass transit bus. A barber shop owner and a few others that took videos of him. This was on the local news 3 days ago, even though it happened last November. Yeah the cops got him. All those people around him and no one tackled him. Occurred about 1:30pm. On the video you hear some people cheering! Some found it amusing.
Do You Junk Watch

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Jan 31, 2013
 
danclark wrote:
There was a naked guy in Philadelphia that stood on top of a bike rack of a mass transit bus. A barber shop owner and a few others that took videos of him. This was on the local news 3 days ago, even though it happened last November. Yeah the cops got him. All those people around him and no one tackled him. Occurred about 1:30pm. On the video you hear some people cheering! Some found it amusing.
What did you think?
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Jan 31, 2013
 
Do You Junk Watch wrote:
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What did you think?
That the guy was mentally ill, maybe addicted to drugs. The nudity in itself would'nt bother me. Just the fact that he did this in the presence of the public, to frighten them, cause a crowd to gather obstructing people from daily errands/chores, traffic problems. He was'nt doing this to promote nudism. He did some harm in my opinion to the nudist people.

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Feb 1, 2013
 
BUCK JOHNSON wrote:
I would of held him down, and stomped on his nut s while wearing my combat boots, no need to send him to jail.
That's cruel. Please help the guy by asking whybare you doing it and put your clothes on.

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Oh, man. Hell of an article here.

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