Woman Accused of Setting Fire With Bu...

Woman Accused of Setting Fire With Burned Bacon

There are 12 comments on the ABC News story from Aug 27, 2014, titled Woman Accused of Setting Fire With Burned Bacon. In it, ABC News reports that:

A Utah woman accused of using a pound of bacon to start a fire in her ex-boyfriend's house will stand trial on arson charges.

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“Hey Moe ! ! !”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Alapaha , Georgia

#1 Aug 27, 2014
Last name Crispi,seems about right!
Over Thinkers Anon

Portland, OR

#2 Aug 27, 2014
Shes crazy! I bet she was dynamite in bed though. Crazy woman are awesome.

---Word Woman---

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#3 Aug 27, 2014
Syloc wrote:
Last name Crispi,seems about right!
Yep...that wasn't lost on me, either...lol
Well, I suppose that's a little less crazy than boiling a bunny, but not much...
Mitts Gold Plated Taliban

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Aug 27, 2014
That just ain't nitrite....
Mitts Gold Plated Taliban

Philadelphia, PA

#5 Aug 27, 2014
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire" is usually just a figure of speech.
Instigator

Charlestown, IN

#6 Aug 28, 2014
Getting soused and possibly burning your boyfriend's home as well as nearly every possible possession, I could forgive. But ruining perfectly good bacon?

Sure, I may die of a heart attach two seconds after I type this...but if I make it to heaven, I can think of nothing better to awake me from my nightly and heavenly slumber, than the aroma of crisp (but not burnt) bacon.... and fresh coffee brewing. Yep, that's heaven. In the morning.

Other married guys know what I'm talking about.... it's probably happened to us at least twice.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#7 Aug 29, 2014
Getting a BJ while eating bacon and playing a video game, the Trifecta. No reason to burn the house down though. I would let her put a few cigs out on my chest though. Just sayin'
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#8 Aug 29, 2014
(Charging documents say Crispi's blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit.)

Hmm,, I wonder if her judgment was just a little bit clouded at the time??

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#9 Aug 29, 2014
Another sure sign Americans don't know how to cook anymore.
Frying bacon in gasoline is not the recommended method or cooling it off in the pan WITH WATER,never works, well in her case she probably tried to douse the flames with Alcohol.

What I used to refer to as "THE ART OF COOKING WHILE DRUNK" Rick
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#10 Aug 29, 2014
Proof positive that bacon makes everything taste better

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#11 Aug 29, 2014
Instigator wrote:
Getting soused and possibly burning your boyfriend's home as well as nearly every possible possession, I could forgive. But ruining perfectly good bacon?
Sure, I may die of a heart attach two seconds after I type this...but if I make it to heaven, I can think of nothing better to awake me from my nightly and heavenly slumber, than the aroma of crisp (but not burnt) bacon.... and fresh coffee brewing. Yep, that's heaven. In the morning.
Other married guys know what I'm talking about.... it's probably happened to us at least twice.
You may have just described the entire purpose of mankind needing religion..God is bacon & coffee..those two elements made everything else...and...they always were...

ok

a bit out there but what is the purpose of let there be light if it's not wakin' up to bacon & coffee..??..

brilliant !!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#12 Aug 29, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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You may have just described the entire purpose of mankind needing religion..God is bacon & coffee..those two elements made everything else...and...they always were...
ok
a bit out there but what is the purpose of let there be light if it's not wakin' up to bacon & coffee..??..
brilliant !!
Hey not THAT out there. after all Bacon & Ice cream worked :) so was that an Epiphany?
Leading us to,warming us up for the Holy Grail? I am still split on the topic though
I CAN live without Bacon ,but am not ready to be FREE of coffee. Although,to stay on topic ,I'm not ready to die for it . Rick

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